One Of The Jaboom Twins Makes Out With Your Favorite Cartoon Character
Filed under: 1 Philippines Babes, Jaboom Twins [Kristine and Katrina Gonzales]
FAD reader “Rizal Zalero”, who the other day inspired me to ask the Shakespearean question: “Where in the world are the Jaboom Twins?”, has another follow-up question along with the photos below: “So where the hell is God?”
Because!
I couldn’t decide which is which, but clearly this is one-half of the Jaboom twins making out with an ogre a very nice person, and by “nice” I mean he provides a very good input lesson in the academic subject of “Understanding Shrek’s Irresistible Animal Sex Appeal, And Why Penises Look Funny.”
Now I gotta go and find out what he’s been eating or what version of hardcore witchcraft he uses so I can also hit some piece of ass like that.
After the jump, more horror.




June 30th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
kadirdir
July 1st, 2008 at 2:00 am
What the f*ck! Is she still in right mind? The world is just freakin’ unfair That’s why I’m an atheist!
July 1st, 2008 at 5:10 am
kinulam ba yung lalake kaya ba naging ogre?
July 1st, 2008 at 1:47 pm
that ogre i mean that guy must be FILTHY RICH. i think he owns that island… but really DAMN…
July 1st, 2008 at 2:46 pm
nakakasuka! let’s hope that the other half of the twins has taste .
July 3rd, 2008 at 5:24 pm
YOU GUYS SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES…… YOU ARE JUDGING ALREADY….. A PERSON’S PERSONALITY IS NOT BASED ON HOW HE/SHE LOOKS LIKE!!! BE CAREFUL ON WHAT YOU SAY OR TELL A PERSON FOR EVERY WORD THAT COMES OUT FROM YOUR MOUTH WILL BE ACCOUNTABLE TO GOD…. YOU ALL SHOULD REPENT AND ASK FORGIVENESS FROM GOD AND TO THE JABOOM TWINS….DON’T LET BAD KARMA GET YOU….. I AM SURE THE PERSON SHE IS WITH RIGHT NOW IS REALLY TAKING GOOD CARE OF HER. LET ME ASK ALL OF YOU SOMETHINGS….. ARE YOU ALL TOO GOOD LOOKING TO SAY THAT? DO YOU ALL HAVE A GOOD HEART TO DESERVE A PERSON LIKE JAJA OR BOOMBOOM? SO, STOP JUDGING!!!!!!
July 4th, 2008 at 8:45 am
Uuuhhhh! ?! God Will Judge…why are you in fleshasiadaily blog? I’m sure you didn’t just stumble upon this site while googling twins and cartoon characters. You naughty moralist you.
July 4th, 2008 at 9:11 am
WOW, talaga namang may mga taong inggit sa jaboom twins noh? dahil masaya na sila, na kahit wala sila sa showbiz, masaya at CONTENTED na sila sa buhay nila, and dun naman sa isang nagcomment na ung guy must be filthy rich, bakit? naghihirap na ba ang jaboom twins.? ako naniniwala ako na talagang pag dumating ang pagmamahal, di mo ito mapipigilan, and pag nagmahal ka wala yan sa panlabas na feature, nasa loob yan. and besides, ang sama niyo naman na tawaging ogre yung guy, guwapo naman siya ah, hindi lang siya maputi, sana kung sino man gumagawa nito sa jaboom twins ay tamaan ng kidlat hahaha, makakarma karin
July 4th, 2008 at 9:22 am
grabe dami palng iNGGIT sa JABOOM TWINS noh? inggit dahil hindi sila masaya sa buhay nila katulad ng jaboom twins.at napaka walang magawa niyo naman para manlait ng tao, sigurado pangit kayo hindi lang sa panlabas, kung hindi pati sa panloob, Buhay pa kayo sinusunog na ang kaluluwa niyo sa impyerno(yun ay kung may kaluluwa pa kayo). sa mga nagsasabing “the guy must be filthy rich” bakit naghihirap na ba ang JABOOM TWINS para pumatol sa mayayaman? as far as i know, galing sa mayaman, at may PINAGARALANG pamilya ang jaboom twins, kaya tama lang na makatagpo sila ng taong napakaGWAPO sa Panlabas at panloob. and besides, thats what you call LOVE, palibhasa yung mga taong nanlalait dun sa guy, hindi marunung magmahal at hindi pa nakakaramdam mahalin at sa tingin ko kahit kailan ay hinding hindi na mamahalin dahil sa napaka PANGIT niyong ugali
July 6th, 2008 at 1:39 am
poor you LOSER!!!! pathetic and envious of other people’s happiness! get a life man!!! QUICK!!!
maybe you are one of those who had been rejected by the twins or never been noticed that’s why you are stalking them and wanted to get revenge!!!!!!!!
L O S E R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bleh
July 9th, 2008 at 5:45 am
wow! kaw ba yan SHREK? sorry na kung na-hurt feelings moh ha ha ha ha! ampungit naman talaga. walang nag-jujudge dito sa jaboom. pwede ba wag na kayo dumaan sa website na to na punong puno ng cameltoe kung mga moralista kayo!
July 9th, 2008 at 9:40 am
sobra!!! bakit JONAS DIOGA DIOGA DIOGA DIOGA gwapo ka ba?!!! i’m sure kasing panget ng chura mo ugali mo!!!!
oh well nasa personality yan wala sa ichura at laman ng bulsa….siguro wala ka lahat kaya ka ganyan……baka naman may gusto ka nga kay jaja or kay boom boom kaya ka ganyan magreact!!! ADDICT!!!
July 10th, 2008 at 9:40 am
ha ha ! napadaan ka shrek? ha ha masakit talaga tanggapin ang katotohanan na panget ka. ha ha ,magtanong ka sa paligid mo para maumpog ka!!! personality ? ugok mukha kang lasengo at caveman! addict ako? pusher ka! ha ha! ipopost ba yan dito at lilibakin kung nagwagwapuhan sila sa yo. mukha kang manyak na pidopilya,aminin mo na. ouch! sakeeet!
July 10th, 2008 at 10:49 am
well sorry i’m not the shrek the that you are talking about,baka di mo kilala kung sino yang shrek na sinasabi mo pag nalaman mo magulat ka at magapologize…he’s poweful man!!! manginig ka!
July 10th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
sa pangalan mo pa lang ,give away na eh.
Aha! Donkey kaw ba yan? oo powerful talaga si shrek, utot pa lang nun patay ka na. bakit ba defensive ka, nakakarelate ka sa kanya no? hoy wag mo ko takutin sa powefull ,poweful na panakot mo! style yan ng mga duwag. wag ka na tumulad sa mga pinoy na puro porma at pananakot, puro padrino!!!
siguro sinusoplayan ka nag NFA rice nyan no? Di ka ba pumipila? ha ha ha !! UTOT MO!!!!
July 31st, 2008 at 4:29 am
kahit anu pa man sabihin nyu, PANGET pa ren.. Mabait man o kung anu pa man.. ang unang bagsakan ay PANGET pa ren…
August 4th, 2008 at 5:19 am
I think her bf is a Pque councillor. She was there during his oath-taking. She works for PAL offices now as I’ve seen her wearing the PAL uniform.
August 11th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
hay nako.. dami natatamaan na panget talaga.. wag na magmalinis habang tumitingin sa mga website ng mga babaeng naka hubad!!
August 25th, 2008 at 10:27 am
lol agree with jonas and street racer
August 25th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Putang ina!!! whoa!! sinong TSONGGO yumayakap dun sa chicabeb na nasa Swing pics? poocha…lalag ako sa silya katatawa eh…bwahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahaha
August 26th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
mukhang pahinante ampucha! paitimin mo pa ng konte, pwede nang barker yan sa crossing e. hahahaha..
August 27th, 2008 at 10:17 am
Sa lahat ng mga naninira salamat at magpakamatay na kayo!!! ANIMAL PUSANG ALAWS lahat ang mga gumawa ng ganito sa kapwa niyo isang taon kayong fuck you sa akin,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, alah akbhar HANDA NA KAYO PARA SA DARATING SA INYO GOOD LUCK ANIMALS!!!!
August 28th, 2008 at 5:23 pm
balita ko drug dealer daw yang si shrek eh… pero grabe swerte talaga niya. wag na tayo mag plastican dito. mabait na nga kung mabait. pero grabe panget talaga eh.
September 2nd, 2008 at 6:18 am
i think the point is, that bastard is lucky. tsk people
September 2nd, 2008 at 8:07 am
haha! obviously d inggit mga tao.. sa dami b nmang magandang babae sa mundo.. kaya nag rereact mga tao.. like hello.. pretty hot girl tapos w/ pretty monstrous boy, LOLZZZZZZ!!!
^^yah lucky bastard nga…
gaya rin to sa isang forwarded email dati, gaya rin nito style.. w/c ang theme was…
LOVE IS BLIND
haha
cnu p mey lam link non, pahingi.. balita ko mey part 2 un, pra sa nkkaalam lang
September 2nd, 2008 at 8:08 am
^^ yeah lucky bastard..
tsaka..
LOVE “REALLY” IS BLIND.. at this relationship.. LOLZ! haha
September 17th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
2 uri lang ang lalaki sa mundo..
ang pogi at ang swerte..
September 29th, 2008 at 4:37 am
Tang ina!!! ang PANGET mo shrek, muka kang talagang caveman, marami ka naman atang pera, glutathatione mo na yan sir!!! bwahahahah…
September 30th, 2008 at 10:04 am
ung mga pinagtatanggol si shrek.
gngawa nyo lang un kc ampapanget din ng asawa nyo - or ampapanget nyo!!!
pag ndi bagay ndi bagay un lang un.
kadiri talaga at kakafrustrate, shet. ampanget ng lalake!