Flesh Asia Daily 3.0

Ellen Adarna closes her eyes and wraps her mind around the thought of a real cock. A real, hard, throbbing man-cock she can wrap her soft, fragile lips around. But when she opens her eyes all she sees is this stupid white-board scrawl of a cock done by her 2-year-old niece. She gazes around the room and sees no one, except a frazzled copy of the October 2008 issue of Uno lying on some desk, its pages lazily blown by the wind. A tiny tear peeps out of her left eye.

Thanks, “KiLLeRKaMaTiS!”

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The University of Michigan’s Strict Masturbation Policy.

The other night, Cristine Reyes “warmed” her new house with actual hot bodies belonging to some of her closest friends in the biz. It’s a new house, one that is hopefully DEATH-PROOF! Remember when some months ago, she found herself on the roof of her former house about to meet her Maker, and she didn’t want to meet Him so badly even if May Bukas Pa convinced everybody that Bro’s actually awesome and heaven’s actually populated with loin-cloth-wearing long-haired be-muscled deities who loves baby-sitting orphaned kids and who may all seem, from a young red-blooded woman’s perspective, shaggable for eternity? And she had to call in that crack team of speed-boat rescuers headed by Zorro himself? Fun times. But people have to move on. And here she is. Goodluck, Cristine! May you install motion-capturing cameras all over your new place that automatically uploads whatever hot shit you do on FAD. That would be awesome.

Thanks, “Boy Balor!”

This thing is so angry, it will eat your children, and feed the leftovers to pigeons.

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Thanks, “Zipdrive!”

For some famous guy whose name sounds like the word you’d nickname your testicles, this is probably daily/nightly reality. But for us folks, we just eat shite. But at least, your hands are free!

FAD ninja “Aim” believes in her uncanny resemblance to Marian Rivera, especially when that face is just about to service that schlong. Watch the video carefully here.

No, you didn’t die and are being greeted by an angel. This is an actual breathing, living person, with needs. This is a piece of ass with incredible money-earning power. Worship her.

Thanks, “Enteng Elitista” and “Consecrated!”

More asscitement!

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My Sassy Girl and Blood: The Last Vampire star Jeon Ji-hyun is getting older and wiser, and what better way to make money out of that than doing a really ma-toor movie with an old person, like Clint Eastwood Hugh Jackman. Ji-hyun’s really doing a movie with Voolverine, but the female lead is actually The Forbidden Kingdom’s Li Bingbing, but she doesn’t have an asstastic picture like below, so who cares about her?

[Image from Ji-hyun's jeans and shit endorsement.]

The movie is supposedly about the”lifelong friendship between Lily and Snow flower in the 19th century.” As you can see, that’s one white-knuckle, edge-of-your-seat story! It’s like you’d be screaming from beginning to the end with some rich nosebleed, and Hugh Jackman’s role here is probably as some foreigner with adamantium skeletal system who gets really pissy when the rickshaw driver brings him to a 200-year-old prostitute when he actually had said “antique museum,” so he gets retarded and kills everybody. There’s probably rape scenes involving Imperial chambermaids and an orphaned goat, but just keep your hopes up!