My Sassy Girl and Blood: The Last Vampire star Jeon Ji-hyun is getting older and wiser, and what better way to make money out of that than doing a really ma-toor movie with an old person, like Clint Eastwood Hugh Jackman. Ji-hyun’s really doing a movie with Voolverine, but the female lead is actually The Forbidden Kingdom’s Li Bingbing, but she doesn’t have an asstastic picture like below, so who cares about her?

[Image from Ji-hyun's jeans and shit endorsement.]
The movie is supposedly about the”lifelong friendship between Lily and Snow flower in the 19th century.” As you can see, that’s one white-knuckle, edge-of-your-seat story! It’s like you’d be screaming from beginning to the end with some rich nosebleed, and Hugh Jackman’s role here is probably as some foreigner with adamantium skeletal system who gets really pissy when the rickshaw driver brings him to a 200-year-old prostitute when he actually had said “antique museum,” so he gets retarded and kills everybody. There’s probably rape scenes involving Imperial chambermaids and an orphaned goat, but just keep your hopes up!