Kitkat’s Boyfriend’s Idea Of Fucking Her Is “Steal All Her Money, Thump Chest On National Teevee, Pretend I’m Not Gay”

Remember when just months ago Kitkat was gushing about her awesome man of a boyfriend? Remember the kinky sex games, the five-rounds-a-night sex life? Well, that exciting lifestyle seems to have been suspended indefinitely, largely because that same boyfriend did some naughty things, like steal Kitkat’s life’s savings. In a very recent interview, Kitkat no [...]

You’ve Got Questions, I’ve Got Answers

Just a quick word before I go down the river to scrub the weekend grime off my balls: for questions regarding the reading and enjoying this blog, there’s the FAQ and Support Page.
For FAD donors, there’s the new Question and Answer # 12.
For anything else not answered in that page, just ask away thru email [...]

Reminder To FAD Donors

Just some quick words on those cool folks who have donated: please check your Spam folder.
Please know that the moment I get your email regarding a donation, I immediately send your login details. Like, within the next 10 minutes or so.
So if you still haven’t received your login details, email me again OR check your [...]

FAD’s Donors Are Constantly Gettin’ Laid

If you happen to see a long beeline of women outside some dude’s house, chances are, that dude is a FAD donor. That’s right, folks! People who have donated totally swear that ever since contributing a very small amountĀ for the future of FAD, vaginas are just raining on their laps like, uhh, rain! And that’s [...]