FAD 3.0

She looks so hot and cute and all that dick-moving shit, but instead of getting one of these fine naughty toys from Torro–the country’s leading purveyor of the finest pleasure objects–she sees some ears of corn and gets ideas. And while Torro is still currently offering a 20% cashback on ALL PURCHASES, today’s model wants none of that and chooses a readily available material from the dirty kitchen.

So why use corn to pound your snatch when you can use something safer and a lot more fun, like this here Vibrating Bullet?

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Torro, the country’s leading online retailer of fine pleasure toy thingies, has an on-going 20% cash back: for every P10 purchase, you get P2 back. So if you buy this Vibrating Bullet, for example, you shave off 20% its online price!

And as usual, the iron-clad guarantee: free delivery, seven days return, free gift wrap, and 100% discreet.

Call them up now!

Feel Condom Vibra–yes, it’s a condom and vibrator in one, designed for the sake of intensifying the girlfriend’s pleasure–is now only Php173 per pack!

So hit the nearest 7-11 or Mini Stop or  inquire directly from the website.

Stop asking your girlfriend to use a meticulously washed piece of cucumber. Buy them a real dildo–starting at Php350, you can get a shiny new toy from Torro–the country’s leading online store for naughty, highly useful toys.

Call them up today for nice discounts! Discreet, free delivery–you can even have it gift-wrapped for free!

So maybe you should buy her more–Torro’s affordable selection of things she can play with–like this P350 Magic Bullet–is just so awesome.

Order now for a discreet, efficient transaction–your neighbors won’t know what you’re getting delivered!

Call them up (online chat is also available) today for huge discounts!

Now that we’ve got your attention, here’s a life-saving, pleasure-enhancing reminder: the next time you’re bonking someone, swing by at the local 7-11 or Mini Stop first and get a box of Feel Condoms–the most awesome condom in the Japan, you can bet 9 of every 10 bonkings is protected by one.

Get yours today!

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It’s about knowing you can hump this without fearing nasty consequences.

Feel condoms–Japan’s most awesome condom and the only one with a built-in Vibra Ring–now available at your nearest 7-11 or Mini Stop.