FAD 3.0

Not much to see here, folks! Just Sam Pinto and one very lucky dog. Move along, kidz!

But thanks, “Ronnie!”

We all should get a FREE shirt that says “Drink Not-So-Moderately”.

And someday soon, I wish Sam gets cum on her shirt somewhere between the word ‘Drink’ and the Bottle.

Thanks “Ace”.

The San Mig Light patented Sam Pinto in an electric blue bikini, Next:

Too bad the photos sent didn’t capture much of the heaven. But the main photo should be entertaining enough. While one mimics squeezing the last bit of cum off an imaginary dick, the next pretends to jack-off a cock, and the right most forms a “palm pussy”. Good Girls. It must have been an awesome party.

Now there’s something interesting.

Thanks “Odd-man out”.

The rest of the FHM Boracay Bikini Heaven photos, next:

note: Sam Pinto has only one bikini this season and it’s sponsored by San Mig Light

-Esteban

This ad is pretty much “genius”: of course, who can’t be “compelled” to drink barrels of beer when confronted by a weirdly elongated bikini-clad Sam Pinto? These photoshop-meisters–who can stop them?

And these two dudes are obviously looking–not at the thirst-quenching bottles of booze–but at Sam’s mound. 

Video of this ad is here.

Sam Pinto isn’t singing here, but marketers of this music album assumes consumers are bleating idiots whose purchasing decisions are solely based on the presence of Sam’s face on the cover…and maybe they’re darned right! But they would have been righter if instead of this feathery white shit, Sam’s wearing a sheet of transparent totally see-through cellophane and doing spontaneous cartwheels in this forest place.

Anyway.

Thanks, “Dornel!”

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Somehow reminding me of Alexa Davalos (that hottie who played Andromeda in last year’s Clash of the Titans), Sam Pinto peddles a leading brand of booze here, and we’re all already drunken from staring at her say sexy words like “Pwede!”

That voice in your head says “Can I unload my splooge on your chest?”

Sam’s voice says: “Pwede!”

Goddammit cream in my pants!

Watch out: moundy crotch shot at 00:12

Thanks, “Raffmano!

This is what’s so great about being a great-looking babe: work is so easy! Take Sam Pinto: people pay her a full-sized bus stuffed with cash just to do things like this. While you, ordinary person with hair on your anus, you have to sit out the entire day pounding on the key board pretending to appear “busy,” while ninja-surfing FAD on your free time. Anyway, just enjoy these breathtaking images of Sam doing a day’s “work”.

OK, Sam, touch your own shoulder like it’s hot. Guys think it’s sooo hot when a chick like you touches her own shoulder! Later, we’ll have you touch your own flipflops, too! Or twirl those colorful bracelets! It’s very important!

Thanks, “Dick Tracy!”

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