FAD 3.0

That’s Sam Pinto for you.

Thanks “Beaver Hunter”!

Sam may be Flat as a Board, but she’s the current FHM Sexiest. We can’t argue with that. But if there’s one thing that sets Sam Pinto apart from the usual FHM babes, it’s her lean, long, sexy legs. Legs that go all the way to Heaven. And right now I’m thinking ‘heaven’ probably smells like peach, ripe strawberries, freshly laundered towels, — or maybe stale San Mig Light.

The photos presented are from the recent FHM 100 Sexiest Victory Party. Pieces of which we borrowed from BarelyToast’s photo album. The collection of FHM Party Shots can be viewed on their site. Check ‘em out and maybe, just maybe, you’ll get a glimpse of what ‘heaven’ looks like.

As anyone who reads or watches anything showbiz-y knows, Sam Pinto is currently in some sort of controversy for saying she’s clinched the crown of being FHM’s Sexiest POA completely without anything man-made stitched into her, like fake boobs and shit like that. What ever hotness  you see has been with her since birth. While red-blooded dudes rejoiced, others in that same FHM Sexiest roster (apparently) declared their sensibilities deeply offended–a hurt that was mitigated only by the flesh-numbing effects of silicone and botox and perlane. So, yay! Everybody wins!

Thanks, “Ronnie!”

Still from FHM Sexiest presscon.

Some see a trio of drunk shit-faced girls; we see incredible sexytime potential that may or may not lead to the Shakespearean question: “Do you spit or swallow?”

Thanks, “Ca3!”

Sam Pinto appears in this new teevee ad of some slimming product, which we think is total bull because a buddy of ours was feeding this thing to his pigs and they don’t ever get slim!

Also, at the tail-end of the video, Sam blurts out a self-admiring “Wow, naman!” For some reason, that mentally took us back to 1989, watching Silence of the Lambs in some cinema, looking at serial killer Buffalo Bill semi-dancing naked before a mirror and saying to himself, “I’d fuck me. I’d fuck me, hard.”

So thanks to this teevee ad, we now can imagine Sam doing the same hot shit when she goes home at night, admiring her naked self in the mirror. Brownie points!

Thanks, “Raffmano!”

Not much to see here, folks! Just Sam Pinto and one very lucky dog. Move along, kidz!

But thanks, “Ronnie!”

We all should get a FREE shirt that says “Drink Not-So-Moderately”.

And someday soon, I wish Sam gets cum on her shirt somewhere between the word ‘Drink’ and the Bottle.

Thanks “Ace”.

The San Mig Light patented Sam Pinto in an electric blue bikini, Next: