FAD 3.0

First off, we’re not “insisting” that Binibining Pilipinas rejectee Roxanne Cabanero is indeed the nude person everyone’s talking about. But FADdict “X” took some time off from the usual daily chore of stroking the monkey to put some brain power to good use and “closely analyzed” the uncanny resemblance between Roxanne and that nude Manila Amateurs model.

Manila Amateurs model

Manila Amateurs model after taking a bath, err, I mean, Roxanne Cabanero. Also: notice the “intriguing” similarity of that crooked front tooth.

“X” writes:

I had some free time, so I thought I’d practice my photoshopping skills with these.  Please do not, I have no interest whatsoever with regards to the real identity of the girl in question or how it affects Roxanne.  My interest is purely academic, mainly because of how some people can make ignorant statements, like comparing the breast size of one girl with the other (haven’t they heard of boob jobs?) or their complexions (derma and soaps come into play).

The resemblance between Roxanne and Raina are uncanny.  Too uncanny, in fact.  These two girls have similar facial shapes, similar eyes, noses, eyes and teeth.

These pictures are overlays, and the arrows indicate where the proportional similarities meet.

First, their faces.  I’ve made two comparisons.  I took note of the slight differences in shot angles and compensate for that by rotating one image to match and resizing it.  Other pictures of Roxanne doesn’t seem to match in the general aspect, but, what remains in question here is the similarities in proportions.  Most people who resemble each other can attribute it to how their eyes are placed on their faces, how each is oriented from the other, and their relative distance from the nose.

The most uncanny of similarities is not on the facial comparisons alone, but the relative proportions of the girls’ bodies.  Again, matching two separate pictures, compensating for shot angle differences, both girls have similar neck lengths, torso lengths, upper arm lengths, similarly shaped hips and even have similarly located (similar) bellybuttons.  Although Raina seems skinny and needs exfoliation and papaya, the explanation I can provide here is: this is an early pictorial, when she was (obviously) in her teens.

More WTF “comparisons” after the jump.

The nose, eyes, lips–if this isn’t Roxanne, it is uncanny to find somebody who looks almost exactly like her, hails from the same island. The next logical question would be: where the fucking heck is this amateur nude model right now?

Binibining Pilipinas candidate Roxanne Cabanero has been dropped from the pageant over a nude photo scandal.

In an interview, Roxanne vehemently denied that she’s the nude girl in the photo–a denial that would be usually met with understanding responses like “yeah, right,” “that’s what she said!” or “and I’m Bill Clinton, in black face!” Because, hey, the said blog post turns out to show her uncanny resemblance to the nude girl, plus very helpful scribbled arrows pointing to a “proof” that “she’s the one.” OK, we’re adding the word “allegedly” here to cover our ass.

[Update: FAD ninja "Hortonio" says the alleged Roxanne Cabanero nude photos are actually those of a Manila Amateur model, and can be found here. So you all go and check it out.]

Thanks, “Mark!”

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