The incredibly lovely former Miss Earth Canada Riza Santos signed copies of FHM magazine featuring herself in mouth-watering bikini. She then told the public (via the queer guys who interviewed her) that she hopes people will not judge her just because she posed sexy. I for one don’t judge her in the way grumpy housewives would, but if she had asked that the male public shouldn’t masturbate to her image, that would be goddamn impossible. It would be like asking Bill Clinton to stop having interns suck his cock.
Anyway, Riza is currently having the time of her life in the Pinoy Big Brother Celebrity Edition that currently airs, and frankly, she’s the only reason why I even endure watching that show.
I belatedly found this Riza Santos snap in my inbox. I think this is an old photo, but still, for those who have been thinking: “How lovely exactly is Riza Santos?” I think this huge photo justifies an answer to that question. Click to enlarge, dude.
Here are the precious Riza Santos FHM pictures everyone and his grandpop have been talking about. If you don’t know who Riza Santos is, there are two things you can do: one is stand in that corner, check out if your penis can reach your anus, then begin fucking yourself; two is you can check more Riza Santos here.
Filipino-Canadian Riza Santos, who represented Miss Canada in the Miss Earth 2006 beauty pageant, is going to grace the covers and inside pages of FHM Philippines this October. Yeah, get ready. But for the mean time, enjoy the video below.
Riza Santos is Filipina, but she represented Canada in the Miss Earth 2006 and didn’t win. This is one of those profound moments you’re asking God the important question, “What the fuck?”
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