FAD 3.0

Miss Universe Riyo Mori, selling her wares. The only thing missing here is cameltoe.

Remember when Miss Universe Riyo Mori strutted down that ramp with her butt sticking out? That made a lot of dicks salute. Well, you can’t see that now in this post because all I can see is that crazy hair. And that dog. And that crazy hair.

If you’re so gorgeous like Riyo Mori, you have the power to “cancel” even batshit security measures at US airports.

From the New York Post:

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..airports are now making security exceptions for graceful girls with big smiles. A tipster who saw the first episode (airing tonight) of MTV’s new reality show, “Pageant Place,” told us that when Miss Universe Riyo Mori forgot her ID while trying to board a flight from JFK to Bloomington, Ind., she convinced a TSA agent to let her through – by flashing her sash. “First she showed her head shot, but it didn’t work . . . so then she just pulls out her sash and the agent sent her through to security,” gasped the snitch.

Miss Universe 2007 Riyo Mori, my very personal favorite since seeing her walk down the ramp in her swimsuit (that perky, cute up-in-the-air buttwalk simply took my breath away), is now joining the cast of Heroes as Yaeko, the love interest of Hiro Nakamura (Masi Oka). I’m sure Masi’s in a bathroom stall right now, wanking vigorously in excitement. Who wouldn’t?

Miss Japan Riyo Mori, one of my very very personal favorites, took the Miss Universe Crown. See, that’s what I’ve been harping about. Asian babes are exceptionally hot, I have been sure one of them will easily take it.

One thing that makes me so sad about this photo is the presence of Donald Trump. He’s inescapable, like carbon fucking dioxide.

And feast your eyes once again boys on this swimsuit round with Riyo. Notice how she’s all perky as she walks down the ramp; she easily stands out just by being so doable. Others may see it as “excessive,” but I take it as just about right.