FAD 3.0

What’s happening with the fucking planet these days? How can Pauleen Luna, she with the awesome cleavage, choose this politician dude over, say, me? Looking at this picture makes me wanna go over these and cry inconsolably and begin stabbing my elbow with a blunt swiss knife. Pauleen, I have to tell you that guy has a very small dick. You’re not going to be happy, remember that.

Above: Pauleen with Jaymee Joaquin, one of those girls who can be “hot” only after putting a kilometer-thick makeup on her face.

Above, Pauleen again with one of Jimmy Henson’s puppets.

The answer is: very round. Round as bowling balls. Or something nicer. And those aren’t even a bit fake; they’re as genuine and as juicy as the coconuts in the Philippines. Some Filipino politician bastard is so fucking lucky.

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If there’s only one important question you have to answer today, it is this: How can I stop jerking off if Pauleen Luna keeps looking like this?

The See-Through (TM)

The Blue Panties (TM)

The Eat-All-You-Can-But-Still-Look-Hot-As-Shit Pose (TM)

The Red Angry Top (TM)

The Licker (TM)

Some cute pictures of Pauleen Luna, happily wearing a t-shirt that maximizes the curves of her hooters. Nice.

See Pauleen Luna’s armpit. See Pauleen Luna’s cleavage. Anyone who’s tired of looking at this raise his hand.

Francine Prieto, Diana Zubiri, Maureen Larrazabal, and Pauleen Luna. And of course, the rest of the cast of that comedy show, Bubble Gang.

This was probably stills from a shooting of the comedy show, Bubble Gang, as the cast is all here: Ara Mina, Maureen Larrazabal, Francine Prieto. I think the other girls like Pauleen Luna (she looks good) and Katrina Halili were guests or something.

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