FAD 3.0

Several months ago, Michaela Grauke was Playboy Philippines‘ Playmate, but your beloved local version of that men’s magazine did its ninja beaver-avoiding cropping to leave us nothing to do but imagine it. Which was fine. We imagine a lot of things in the course of a day, anyway, such as: “If we could force one person in this planet to drink a teaspoon of our own diarrhea, who would it be? Imagine!” Until somebody emailed that, yes, Michaela’s actually the playmate of Playboy Slovenia, and yes, they were luckier over there, with all the naked shots and all.

No reason to be so pissed now. Because Playboy Germany actually “re-uses” her (she must have been pretty much in demand everywhere) in its July 2009 issue, and the whole shit, in PDF format, can be downloaded, thanks to “Morbidweirdo.” After the cut.

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This month’s Playboy Playmate is some well-endowed half-Filipino, Half-German lady named Michaela Grauke, who uncannily resembles somebody I actually dated three years ago — maybe it’s actually her, WTF, using a fake name! Look, even the tits look familiar!

I have to say, at least Playboy hit it good at this point, if only the magazine could move forward and give us beaver shots already, like a normal Playboy!

The rest of these after the cut!