If there’s anything we’ve learned from the pH Care series of advertisements, it’s that the vagina is very, very important. Nay, it’s actually more important than love! You have a less-than-squeaky-clean vagina, it can fuck up your relationship with The One, and even give you the heebie-jeebies when meeting future in-laws. I kid you not!
One of the said ads below, from the youtubes [if the video below doesn't appear, just visit it].
I have a picture in my mind of the group of copywriters/concept creators responsible for pH Care’s advertisements huddled in a room, arguing over the pros and cons of owning a vagina, and the importance of maintaining it in tip-top condition.
Smelly vagina’s disadvantages: swarm of flies, The Plague, earning the reputation of owning The Smelly Vagina of Instantaneous Death.
Clean vagina: may easily find the love of your life, not feel insecure when his ex-girlfriend is around (because obviously her vagina is less cleaner than yours, so you go, girlfriend!), have the unshakable confidence to meet your future mother-in-law, butterflies following you, like, everywhere.
Conclusion: use pH Care, forever!
And for those who don’t know, the gorgeous clean vagina-obsessed lady in the ads is Lou Sison, whose “other set of lips” look so kissable, too, after the cut.
From “Spanx“/Doc Albert/Yohan are these pics of a pouty Lou Sison.
