FAD 3.0

Consider this as an early Valentine’s Day gift from FADdict “Zachary”: Linn Oeymo not giving a fuck about who gets to admire her panties, which is all fine by us.

And in this link, see Linn trying pole-dancing.

This is perhaps the “sexiest” shit Linn Oeymo has done without actually taking them clothes off–and maybe it would be a lot better if she follows Meg Imperial on the path to quick stardom.

Thanks, “Zachary!”

Visit the picture gallery here.

Up-and-rising teen star Linn Oeymo “practices” with an ice cream cone.

…and she wraps her mouth around it, like a good girl.

Thanks, “Zach!”

Those legs have so much potential.

I’m sure all you fuckers have a million things going on your mind right the fuck now.

Coleen Garcia: resting on the couch in a way that starts a party in our pants. Holy fucking shit.

Linn Oeymo: not as “inspiring,” but still.

And to top it off, they’re BFFs.

Thanks, “Zachary!

Linn Oeymo turns “fully legal” today, and in the so-called 5-in-5 interview conducted by the magazine your gay 7-year-old brother loves reading (and your little sisters, too!), Linn reveals highly important things about her (for instance, she prefers “gwapo” over “300-pound wart-covered dude with a 2-inch dick,” which is one we understand, really).

Watch it here (if interviews without anyone getting naked is something you can live with for the next 2 minutes).

Thanks, “Zachary!”

At least a number of fetishes have been sated with this single shot of Julia Stiles look-alike Linn Oeymo performing some dance number, while trying to tell her own headache, “Fuck you, headache!” Because the show must go on!

After the cut, more pics.

Thanks, “Zachary!”

Jump!

Watching up-and-coming pretty young thing Linn Oeymo snapping her teeth at cute little sausages here may “inspire” you to grab your crotch and check if your little vienna sausage is still safely tucked away in your man-pocket. Nice face, though.

Thanks, “Zachary!”