FAD 3.0

If Only Kim Chiu acted like a normal girl and came out from the “protection” of that goddarned table, and actually wore an actual bikini in total actuality, we won’t have a problem. But this shit? Why are we posting this?

Erich, Kim, Kitkat, Empress Schuck

 Probably from this same set.

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Melissa Ricks, Erich Gonzales, Kitkat

Erich Gonzales; Kim Chiu hiding her asstastic totally curvy bodacious bod behind that table

Seeing five of the cutest babes in their bikini, all wet and smiling, in one room, seems like a wanker’s dream come true. Kitkat (who screams during bonking, oh god, yes!), Empress Schuck, Erich Gonzales, Melissa Ricks, and Kim Chiu having an all-girls vacation or something, and they’re so happy because they know they actually consist some nerdboy’s wish list.

If you’ll get past the silly, trying-hard-to-be-hot poses, you’ll find that comedienne and actress Kitkat is, well, hot. Especially with the accompanying interview, in which she “confides” how much she and whoever her boyfriend is find “marathon fucking” exceedingly enjoyable.

The rest of these after the cut.

Comedienne and ABS-CBN talent, Kitkat also posed for Uno early this year. And she’s probably Afghan because I tried using what George Bush solemnly calls “The Google” but I couldn’t find her last name.

Well, maybe I’d just let those newly biggified tits speak for themselves.

Thanks muchos to “Jon Cabron” for these.