FAD 3.0

A very welcoming Jessy Mendiola, costumed to resemble the juiciest morsels of a bowl of Mexican enchilada, graces the pages of Preview magazine’s April 2013 issue.

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Thanks, “Gina Cole!”

Before we can even peddle Esquire ph’ March publication, it’s already here. Wow. That’s very much like premature ejaculation. Only, the fun kind.

This month’s centerpiece meat for Esquire happens to be Sandwiches. … And sexy Jessy Mendiola too . Stuff worthy of many manly fun. Premature and/or the other kinds.

That said, the sampler from “F_Ups1999@yahoo.com” and the usual Try-and-Buy copy (you try and promise to really BUY) courtesy of Worldmags.

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Jessy Mendiola all a-glistening under the sun.

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Thanks, “Gina Cole!”

Jessy Mendiola’s little seen pics from the Avon brochures.

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OK, roll-call time! I see Maja Salvador, Kim Chiu, Iya Villania, Valerie Bangs Garcia, Cristine Reyes, Andi Eigenmann, Bea Alonzo, and…who else? Basically every hot POA from ABS-CBN’s stable was in Iloilo recently, sincerely doing what they could to make bouncy things bounce beautifully for the jaws-dropped inhabitants of the city.

Bea Alonzo urges the crowd to do the Hitler Salute. Bouncy!

Kim Chiu demonstrates that her elbow and the corner of that pelvic bone are sharp enough to crush your balls, if shit came to that. Not very bouncy.

Valerie Bangs Garcia, Cristine Reyes, Shaina Magdayao, Jessy Mendiola. All very bouncy!

Maja Salvador, Kim Chiu just bein’ simply gorgeous. Taking a break from all that bouncing.

Thanks, “Rexxy!”

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A bunch of flowers surrounding a fairy.

Jessy Mendiola sunning in some beach, and this would’ve been better if Jessy had taken crash lessons in How To Squeeze One’s Boobies Like A Normal Person from Master Self-Squeezer Cristine Reyes. Or she could’ve asked somebody to do the pressing, like, uhh, Cristine Reyes again.

Anyway, if ever you get tired of staring at how Jessy’s Not Actually Showing Anything, you just go and ogle her now-classic cameltoe pics.

Jessy’s so luminous here she’s barely human; Also, would have liked her so much better if she’d parted those legs a little, like a good Catholic girl.

Thanks, “Mariel!”

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FAD ninja “Om nom nom” stumbled upon these juicy Jessy Mendiola cameltoe pics from somewhere, and instantly nostalgic images of his warmth-filled love-slathered prepubescent years filled his head–one in which he’d take an Avon catalogue to a backroom and wank to images of young nubile girls in their underwear. Jessy Mendiola wearing this nice homey shit represents one of such images, and with scrumptious cameltoe, too.

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