Nothing says “we’re in luuuurrv!” than wearing matching-colored shirts and dark glasses, on Valentine’s Day, right? And don’t you worry, folks–Heart Evangelista and current boy-toy are still figuring out how to best make use of their matching outfits right as we type this–maybe form a giant “heart” with their arms, while doing the robot dance? Or stand against a red wall and sort of “disappear,” like Liu Bolin? Still too early in the day, and maybe later they’ll do that, and more fun activities! Stay tuned!
This nothingburger is brought to you by “Nernyuk!”
“Jason” spotted this “Heart Evangelista sex video” around online porn sites, and it’s obviously fake, except you might still wanna check it out because she’s got lotsa pubic hair-Watch your teeth!
Watch it online.
Download it.
Dammit. I’ve been ogling Heart Evangelista for years, but I never realized she could actually look this good, especially with those very healthy Bursting Breasts (BB) and all.
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This probably-heavily-photoshopped-but-still-eyepopping (PHPBSE) image of Heart Evangelista from “Spanx” may scream of “fake!”, but I’m pretty sure it’s on everyone’s fantasies.
But if you’re hungry for the real deal, here’s Heart doing different shit: really talking, really sticking her tongue out, really luuuving her dawg! Really, really, really!
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Reader “Jiraiya Monogatari” emailed me these probably old but still nice photos of Philippines actress Heart Evangelista, who is now rarely seen except in situations where there’s also asshole-cocksucker Jericho Rosales orbiting around her.
Thanks for these. I used to have a huge boner crush on this girl, until she got crazy with one of the male actors I actually have the time to despise.
Heart Evangelista used to be the hottest chick on my list, until he hooked up with asshole number 1 Jericho Rosales and began talking about Jesus all the time. Not that I actually have a problem with God (hey, a woman moaning, “Oh God! Yes! Yes! Oh, God, yes!” is a great woman, after all), but talking God even in little non-God-related interviews? Come on.
Anyway, thanks muchos to “Buddy Love” for sending these. I’m sure there are lots of dudes out there who still keep a semen-stained gym sock they specifically use for their special Heart Evangelista wankathon.
You know what’s annoying with this Heart Evangelista photo? It’s the fact that instead of going completely naked like other normal people, she had to cover her most important assets with that black irritating shit.
