Hannah Quinlivan is just 18, but that didn’t stop Jay Chou from calling dibs and going totally Kato on her azz–presumably, if what we know about red-blooded 32-year-olds is true, anyway.
In the photo below, Hannah holds Jay Chou’s frozen penis an ice cream cone.
For those who are reading about Hannah for the first time, that’s one more name you can go search on the interwebs.
