By “misdirection,” that’s how! See that awkward angle? That’s one guy trying to bury a boner in the folds of his pants. I guess Gretchen Fullido’s ginormous rack is just too much for GSP’s boner-shrinking ninja concentration skills. Goddamit, give the guy a splash of ice-cold urine! Where’s the restroom attendant when you need him most? Would GSP beat the shit out of me if in case he meets me on a side alley with garbage cans? You bet!
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In this set of photos of ANC sports anchor (is it “anchress”?) Gretchen Fullido, who seems to be having so much fun with a glass of what looks like Irish cream (e.g., Bailey’s… Wait, what the fucking Bailey’s?), all the unspoken words we read is, “After I’m through with this pussy liquor, I’ll blow you.”
Look at the size of those goddamn mountains. (above)
Above, if you’d look closely at the photo, you’d see blue-green veins on her arm, reminding us that just underneath that almost flawless exterior is a bundle of blood, tissue, nerves, and a woman you’d love to screw.
I kinda like that thigh, you know.
Gretchen Fullido, that hot sports anchor for ANC, is being “groped” (I think) by someone that isn’t me. These were shots taken a couple of years ago, which I’m posting here for posterity’s sake. I assure you she has since become much sexier.
Sensational headline, eh? I’m a clever bastard, eh? Well, technically, Gretchen really is holding her pussy, as well as her puppies and toy dogs. Yeah, I also wish she’s holding that pussy, but who knows, my wish might just be granted one of these days.
I don’t know what makes this girl very attractive. Is it her sugar tits? That ass? The fact that she looks fragrant and oozing with female pheromones that I can pick up from this distance? Darn, I think I need to get laid.
After “graduating” from reporting on NCAA games, Gretchen Fullido’s now a sportscaster on ABS-CBN’s ANC. I believe she’s a member of a varsity swimming team from UP Diliman. You know why? Because those two massive, lovely jugs are very efficient flotation devices. I just envy the bastard who currently plays with those marvelous tits.