Saw these pictures of one supposedly Jane Baretto at least five years ago, but “Bal” emailed them recently for the benefit of those who are seeing these for the first time.
Uncanny resemblance to the famous Baretto sisters (with jugs to match) aside, today’s important question is: who the heck is she, really? Your omniscience is required in the comments.
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These are screencaps from an old Gretchen Baretto movie from 1901 — yeah, it’s that long ago! And I don’t even know its title!
Anyhow, you see here an unconscious Gretchen (apparently she just drowned) being resuscitated by some dude on a bamboo raft. This isn’t easy, people, coz resuscitating Gretchen with her wet crotch staring you in the face is just so hard to do! We’re looking at a superhuman effort here!
Flesh Asia Daily reader “Boy Maton” momentarily took a break from his usual routine of taking secret upskirt photos of students in Manila’s shopping malls and sent me these freshly-crapped supposedly paparazzi shots of Gretchen Baretto having a lunch date with a guy who’s a dozen times more good-looking than her beau, Tony Boy Cojuangco.
Boy Maton writes:
Gretchen Baretto with an unidentifed man looking very sweet. I think they will go to a motel afterwards.
Whoa, be careful there, Boy Maton! You might just piss off somebody like Tony Boy Cojuangco. It’s even probable that the dude Gretchen is seen here is already “sleeping with the fishes,” so to speak. Coz what else would Tony Boy do but to whack him, like what would have been done by all normal rich guys fucked many times over by their younger, prettier pseudo-wives? But I’m just saying. Because I’m pretty mystified about Tony Boy myself — you have here a guy with boatloads of money, yet you decide to screw a single girl like Gretchen. It’s as if Tony Boy is actually a normal person! Like he can’t buy any pussy he fancies? Take a walk, man.
Now these photos prove I have always been right about Gretchen all along — the lady hooked up with one of the richest, but ugliest men in the Philippines just for the filthy lucre he showers her. Seriously, if Tony Boy Cojuangco were not rich as he is, I doubt it if even Madam Auring would screw him. Of course, anybody can insist that was a friendly kiss, but you see folks, Greta’s eyes are actually closed as John kisses him, and by that I mean she “feels” it. Darn. John Estrada has just made me very angry.
