Being the lucky sausage in this scrumptious Erich Gonzales-Kim Chiu rack sandwich makes Gabby Concepcion the happiest banana on earth.
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Thanks to “Dirtbagzero26″ and one anonymous tipster.
A closer look at Kim Chiu’s guns, after the cut.
If Only Kim Chiu acted like a normal girl and came out from the “protection” of that goddarned table, and actually wore an actual bikini in total actuality, we won’t have a problem. But this shit? Why are we posting this?
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| Erich, Kim, Kitkat, Empress Schuck |
Probably from this same set.
Jump!
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| Melissa Ricks, Erich Gonzales, Kitkat |
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| Erich Gonzales; Kim Chiu hiding her asstastic totally curvy bodacious bod behind that table |
The video clip is actually a sphincter-loosening list of “What women love about men.” And at # 14, “The way they pause to watch you approach them even though they’re in the middle of some male bonding” may seem a bit contrived, in that sunshiny way teenage girls write about The World, And All Its Truths, especially when one realizes, a couple of seconds later, that the one who’s doing the approaching has exploding cleavage, like that of Erich Gonzales. Who WONT STOP JUST TO OGLE THAT? This list is true only for good-looking people with a much-enhanced pair of rack. But of course, if you’d wanna watch the whole clip for that much-needed day-ending urge to stab your neck repeatedly with a blunt pencil, feel free to just sit there and watch.
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At around the 1:37 mark, you’ll see the high-quality squeezy reaction of Erich Gonzales’s expensively enhanced rack against the assault of someone’s man-chest. Almost exactly like Jell-O, and maybe as scrumptious.
Seeing five of the cutest babes in their bikini, all wet and smiling, in one room, seems like a wanker’s dream come true. Kitkat (who screams during bonking, oh god, yes!), Empress Schuck, Erich Gonzales, Melissa Ricks, and Kim Chiu having an all-girls vacation or something, and they’re so happy because they know they actually consist some nerdboy’s wish list.
I used to think, based on pure gonads-driven speculation, that Melissa Ricks’s funbags would actually be bigger than those of Erich Gonzales. But actual scientific comparison below, in which the two girls so generously participated, showed that 9 out of 10 bullshit hunches are wrong.
“Buddy Love” ninja-borrowed some images of Erich Gonzales from some website, and it’s just timely. Erich has a new TV series called Katorse (or “14″ in English), which is presumably about the hardcore/shocking sex adventures of a 14-year-old girl and the autistic babies she subsequently breeds. Must watch! But we all live in a boring society, so she’s wearing actual clothing and exchanging cheesy lines with half-wits with penises.
Here’s Erich’s Wikipedia. Maybe we’ll post more photos of Erich in (hopefully) compromising positions in the future.
