FAD 3.0

I’m not sure what FAD ninja “Johne Emerson” was doing this weekend, but whatever it was, it must have been right, because thanks to him, we now have these naughty Cristine Reyes pics that are just begging to be photoshopped.

“Hot guy!” emailed this shot of Cristine Reyes gorging on a plate of thick sauce-covered morsels of meat. We already have an inkling of how much Cristine luuurvs meat (this shot is a compelling reminder), but to see her in action? For some dude like me who eats nothing but birdseed everyday, that’s thoroughly life-changing.

Also: that cleavage is the best side dish on the planet. 

There’s something about this hot Cristine Reyes pic that speaks to the inner blowjob-loving person in me. Is it because of the way she’s holding the mic, or the angle she’s pointing it to her mouth, or is it the armpit that reminds me of a shaven vadge, or the passion she belts out the lyrics of some song, presumably “Freebird.” Too many things going on!

Thanks, “Hot guy!”

After the cut.

A semi-nekkid Cristine Reyes squeezing the life out of that wonderful rack– what could go wrong?

And is that nipple tape?

And who else wants to be that necklace in his next life, raise his non-handjob hand?

If a picture could speak a thousand words, then this picture could speak a bagazillion-fillion, all of them either “Wah!” or “fertility religion sexy-time.” Obvs, Cristine Reyes can start a fertility cult. Where do we sign up?

Thanks “Spanx” and Jovi of Private Pinay, and also to Jun Lao. 

“Tongue Galing” was at the premiere night of the movie Patient X, and what did he see?

This: a breathtaking sideboob view of Cristine Reyes’s mammaries, which are so awesome they look like a direct message from God.

More sideboob shite after the cut.

[Update: "Spanky" leaps into action to show us crotch shots of Cristine from this same event, courtesy of the hardened ninjas at Pinoy Parazzi. Christmas came early!]

As mentioned last week, Cristine Reyes is in this month’s issue of FHM magazine, it being a “special collector’s double issue,” and it being “mysterious” about the “special collectors” part (were all those previous issues not collectable, not “special”?), and the “double” part (are they talking about those milky delicious boobies?). I still haven’t gotten my own Special Collector’s Double Issue, so I don’t really feel special while I type this with both of my pinkies up, tongue almost touching the keyboard. Good thing the boys at AllPinoyStuff sent something we can look at, and it’s basically showing what you can expect inside. Helps in the decision-making!

Thanks, “REDivivus.WRAITH!”
Download link [12 640X480 resolution scans].