I wasn’t even aware that Cristine Reyes is on the “war path” and currently would soooo love to go Medieval on Sarah Geronimo‘s ass (check out other gossipy websites elsewhere), until FAD ninja “Jason” emailed these pics.Then I understood…not!
Now the logical next question would be: who’s this girl, and does anyone have download links? Hit the comments!
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You try so hard to be “repulsive,” Cristine, but we only love you even more. You can even shovel actual excrement in your mouth and we bet people here would still lick the colorful diarrhea off your tongue. How’s that for devotion?
In a sad era of bullshit-infested television machine programming, at least there are some redeeming stuff. Like this super hot bikini scene featuring Cristine Reyes from Kristine, which is so full of all the essential vitamins and minerals that it’s great for kidz! Try it!
Thanks, “Boner!”
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From Kristine, Nov. 17 episode.
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You’re having fun, friends are half-drunk, you get click-crazy with the camera–then suddenly Cristine Reyes’s sex face pops in to sexify the scene? We’re not complaining. It actually makes us wish there’s a real-world app that works exactly like that.
We bet one can put two three cell phones in there for absolute safekeeping.
So this is what you do just in case you encounter Cristine Reyes on a passenger bus, in an alternate universe: you try to rape her. But FIRST, grab her boob and make instant eye-to-eye connection! If that fails, which it most probably will if you’re not actually Dennis Trillo of The Sexytime Master, then just continue holding that boob AS AWKWARD AS POSSIBLE because Zanjo Marudo shows so. The End.
I’m not sure what FAD ninja “Johne Emerson” was doing this weekend, but whatever it was, it must have been right, because thanks to him, we now have these naughty Cristine Reyes pics that are just begging to be photoshopped.
