FAD 3.0

Anne Curtis does this boner-inducing thing again. But still, we’ll leave the choice to you FADdicts.

From a No Other Woman press con or something.

Thanks, “Ronnie!”

You can always depend on Cristine Reyes to openly express her affection for certain veggies. And now this video: seconds after this appeared, sales of this veggie went through the roof, changing the way how housewives look at it forever.

Also: Cristine Reyes in her holy-shit bikini, after the cut.

Thanks, “Death_stalker!”

Cristine Reyes performs (maybe ASAP) and we bet the male audience enters that “tunnel” where all sound recedes, movement magically slows down, hair becomes suddenly bouncier, and all you see in front of you is Cristine’s butt bounce-bounce-bounce!

Thanks, “Yohan@LCD!”

More.

“Hugh Ja’Coc” sent this single snap of Cristine Reyes, presumably from the set of her station’s shoot of its new summer ID. If we’re calculating things right, that shoot would have been sometime last weekend. So, if you were there, and you have pics/video clips, share!


Also: we gather that the new summer ID will be featured next Sunday on ASAP. Watch out for that!

Hmmm. There’s something off here I couldn’t put a finger on.

OK, roll-call time! I see Maja Salvador, Kim Chiu, Iya Villania, Valerie Bangs Garcia, Cristine Reyes, Andi Eigenmann, Bea Alonzo, and…who else? Basically every hot POA from ABS-CBN’s stable was in Iloilo recently, sincerely doing what they could to make bouncy things bounce beautifully for the jaws-dropped inhabitants of the city.

Bea Alonzo urges the crowd to do the Hitler Salute. Bouncy!

Kim Chiu demonstrates that her elbow and the corner of that pelvic bone are sharp enough to crush your balls, if shit came to that. Not very bouncy.

Valerie Bangs Garcia, Cristine Reyes, Shaina Magdayao, Jessy Mendiola. All very bouncy!

Maja Salvador, Kim Chiu just bein’ simply gorgeous. Taking a break from all that bouncing.

Thanks, “Rexxy!”

More after the cut!

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A bunch of flowers surrounding a fairy.

In this video clip, Cristine Reyes attempts to demonstrate her awesome Shakira-aping skillz. Nice one, Cristine! Especially the way those bouncing jugs “muffled” the screechy acoustics of your high notes! Very useful!

If the embedded video above doesn’t work, just go straight to this page.

Thanks, “In Zane!”

It’s one thing to have succulent mammaries like these, it’s another to further up the ante by choosing the best angle and cleverly pressing those boobs where it matters most. This is too much! You know when it’s warm and you have nothing else to do but play with your scrotum and stretch it and pull at it until it’s taut and shiny and smooth? That’s what I think when I see this hot Cristine Reyes pic. Bursting boobs=scrotal sac. Yeah, I’m sick like that.

But thanks to “The Jologs” for this one.