FAD 3.0

With that familiar cheek mole, it’s easy to think this is a nastier, hotter “sequel” to that Anne Curtis-Richard Gutierrez making-out session video clip from a few years ago, because here you have the mashing of breasts. But that’s also the “problem”–the breasts–as they seem bigger, bouncier, milkier.

Thanks, “Ping pong!”

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Anne Curtis reprises Lee Da Hae‘s role as the female lead in the Philippines’ version of the Korean soap Green Rose. I haven’t seen any episode of it yet, so I’m wondering: how the hell did they explain the existence of a “green” rose this time? Did they find some way to correlate that to Anne’s cleavage mole, somehow?

Remember: much has been “said” and seen concerning Anne Curtis’s cleavage mole.

Lee Da Hae, star of the original series, who has since tried her hand doing other stuff (rock star, snow ambassador) that unfortunately all ended up in a steaming pile of shite.

Thanks, “EF!”

“Fieldy” emailed some shots of Anne Curtis during the launch of her Ginebra 2011 calendar. And of course, no Anne Curtis shit-n-stuff launch would be complete without the gratuitous demonstration of how big Anne Curtis can open that lovely mouth. Maybe two mics can make it feel full, eh?

This is only the launch photos, so if you have the actual high-res scans of Anne Curtis Ginebra 2011 calendar, share them will ya!

Hitting the clit-shaking high note.

Thanks, “Fieldy!”

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Anne Curtis is on the cover of your sister’s magazine, Cosmopolitan, in its January 2011 issue. And here are the requisite behind-the-scene pics, which are the only things that matter. Unless you find that article about the “Whys and Hows of Each Orgasm” a must-read, too.

I say let’s have more of these shots!

If that isn’t leather, I’d have told people this is a “cameltoe shot.”

Thanks, “Jacolyte!”

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Somebody from the comments pointed to these here new videos of the sexy things Anne Curtis and Angel Locsin did for Folded and Hung in exchange for a boat loaded with cash. We’re inspired to ask the question: who’s hotter of the two? But right now–RIGHT THE FUCK NOW–all we’re thinking is “Elly Tran Ha sex video, please.”

Anne Curtis:

Angel Locsin:

From this page.

You know, you’re just surfing the interwebs all INNOCENTLY, not wanting to think about pounding some pussy AT ALL, then you see these pics of Anne Curtis doing some sit-ups, then BAM! You think about vagina all the time! What a bad influence, this Anne Curtis person!

Thanks to “Pilosopong Tasyo” in the comments.

What occasionally save the mind-numbingly repetitive all-dancing shitstravaganza called Showtime are the antics of its hosts. But never mind everything else: we’re good to go with Anne Curtis, and hot pictures of whatever small mistakes she makes, like this here upskirt taken by in-studio ninjas, probably from the comfort of an audience seat.