FAD 3.0

This may be a coupla years old, but given the hotness of Hong Kong star Stephy Tang, the accompanying downloadable may be worth another round of rub-and-tug.

Thanks, “Marky!”

Shit after the cut.

Sometime in 2010, Stephy Tang was rumored to have a “leaked sex video,” that turns out to be more like a porn clip of some Japanese AV idol. But no matter: we’d rather hold on to the fantasy and let others “Talk to the hand” while our other hand stroke the monkey.

If you don’t have this yet, then go click.

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Something’s “cooking” in Hong Kong, and it’s the chef’s tits. From what we gather, this The Naked Chef teevee show exposes the cute lady chefs to the dangers of their lady parts getting accidentally burned, BUT it inspires viewers to choke the monkey while “learning” some new culinary shite!

So the next logical question would be: does anyone have downloadables of any “useful” Icefire kitchen episode? You all hit the comments!

Thanks, “Poglas D. Ace

Remember Cecilia Cheung of the infamous Edison Chen sex scandal shitstorm of 2008? Turns out she’s been doing good deeds, maybe to make up for the hot fappable shit she’s unleashed upon the interwebs (which if you’d ask me, is nothing to be sorry for! I’m eating breakfast right now with bacon that resembles exactly Cecilia Cheung’s twat!).

Anyway, says some news report that I’m paraphrasing, Cecilia was in Inner Mongolia during a shooting when she played an active role in saving a young girl who was about to jump off the rooftop of some building. Ain’t that so superhero-like?

Cecilia was apparently resting in her hotel room when she looked out the window and saw a girl standing on top of a building–and instantly Cecilia decided THE GIRL’S ABOUT TO JUMP, WTF! So what Cecilia did, she bolted out her room, went to the elevator, pressed “G” for groundfloor, cursed the Wondergirls muzak, called up her assistant so they could meet outside the hotel, waited for a taxi, told the taxi driver to “Step on the gas, motherfucker!”, asked the taxi driver to help her and her assistant to stop the young girl from jumping off the rooftop that she had seen ten hours ago, and upon arriving at the building whose rooftop the young girl was standing, the taxi driver told the building’s security guard about the young girl that Cecilia had seen on the rooftop 11 hours ago, the security guard called up the police, police arrived QUICKLY, went to the elevator, pressed “P” for penthouse or something, chatted with Cecilia on the way up about her deep, personal thoughts on shaving one’s vagine, and for some fucking reason, when all of this has taken place, they found the girl still standing on the rooftop “trying to commit suicide.”

Now I smell something, and I think it’s pee, and it’s in my fucking pants.

The end. With a quote, apparently from Cecilia:

“Life is precious, hope everyone can cherish it. Some people don’t even have a chance to live. Those who are able to live, must live it well. Don’t give it up that easily.”

Aww! Ain’t that something? Now let’s ogle again Cecilia Cheung’s naked pictures. A shitload, after the cut.

Thanks, “Maestro” for the news tip!

Single download link of these and more (because it’s soooo convenient!)

As you can’t really get enough of this huge, huge sex scandal mess in Hong Kong, I’m posting again all the Edison Chen sex scandal photos, including more Bobo Chan photos you’ve probably never seen before, along with photos of Rachel Ngan, Cathy Leung, and all the rest — all deliciously uncensored. Yes, all 400-plus photos of them.

A grand thanks to “Ketchupaddict” for these new, 100% working Rapidshare links you’ll find after the jump.

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Straight fresh from the rumor mill, bulleted for your enjoyment:

Gillian Chung:

• Just as the nude pictures scandal continued to rage, a “knight in shining armor,” actor Juno Mak, apparently offered marriage to Gillian. It went all bust, however, when another motherfarker actor came forward and said he also had nudie pictures of Gillian Chung, which may or may not be soon available on the interwebs. So Juno apparently took back the proposal, altho media reports indicate it was Gillian who rejected Juno, apparently to save face. If she still has some face, that is.

• One source close to Gillian said: “Gillian really loved Edison then and would do anything that he asked her. She thought she could hold on to him in this way. You can imagine how hurt she felt when she saw the photos and realized she was being cheated on. It’s said that Edison loves to brag to his friends about the women he has conquered.”

After the jump, Gillian and Charlene (as Twins) in a much booed Twins charity performance (video and photo). And, of course, Edison Chen.

• Gillian’s management is rumored to be considering letting go of Gillian from their stable. Along with some goodlookin’ horses.
• Gillian and her Twins partner Charlene Choi performed at a TVB charity event, only to be booed by fans former fans (photo above, Gillian to the left). In the video clip of the said event (below), Gillian looked so cute, repentant, and sad that you wanna go up there on stage and sincerely ask her for some nice blowjob. That would take me out of depression.

Edison Chen:

• Edison is back in Hong Kong, despite the death threats from shady, underground characters. As of this writing, no one cut off his hand, yet.

• Edison announced he is quitting showbiz — he only had to fulfill his remaining contracts, which indicate he only had to make more movies and commercials for the next, I don’t know, 70 years?

• Edison sighs a lot these days, stares at emptiness, and laughs at something only he sees. He’s also begun the habit of chasing flying insects and eating them on the spot.

Cecilia Cheung:

• The rumored divorce between Cecilia and hubby Nic Tse is apparently not true, much to our malicious dismay. In fact, Cecilia is now back for work. Darn.

Bobo Chan:

• Remind me…who’s Bobo, again?

Local media in Hong Kong reported that Cecilia Cheung (made recently notorious by her nude photos) went quietly back to work earlier this week. As you can see in these photos (she was shooting a new ad here), she looked happy and content, in that charming go-and-fuck-yourself way. Her agent also denied the rumors that her husband Nicholas Tse was divorcing her. Well, ain’t that a happy ending?

Folks from the People for The Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) are actually the only protesters I love looking at. And here’s a nice-looking one sashaying down a major Hong Kong street.