Hyunah of the girl group 4minute at some recent awarding ceremony, where hosts are required to occasionally lick the mic when the shit gets boring.

Thanks, “Kaku!”

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Don’t mind the androgynous lipstick-loving person grinning beside her, but isn’t it great to see Yoon Eun-hye again after a bazillion years, post-Coffee Prince? Yeah, of course, she’s done a lot of shite after that, but who’s counting? She’s posing her endorsing the clothing line, Basic House.

Thanks, “Kaku!”

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Riko Yamaguchi’s career shift was sweet, but this is the logical next question: what about those hot Korean girls? Frankly, I stopped following the Korean scene after Wondergirls got superfamous, and what else is there, anyway, but an embarrassment of gender-bending boy groups who look girlier than my sister. So after Riko, and with Japan [...]

Sunny Choi, pianist extraordinaire, makes long, passionate luuuurv with the piano, giving me a confusing boner (now each time I see a piano my dick would probably move on its own!). Maybe next time a “threesome” with another human being would be better.

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Darnit. Whoever’s the genius behind this McDonald’s ad featuring Song Hye-kyo in all her ice-cream-licking glory understands fully well why ice cream on a cone and lollipop were invented–to subliminally “teach” girls the supreme importance of a highly dexterous tongue.
Thanks, “TMTMAC!”
The “conclusion” of this ad after the cut.

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The incredibly cute owner of a shitload of iPhones turns out to have a name: Kim Yeo-hee, and just yesterday, May 6, she signed a recording contract with Korean media juggernaut Dream High Entertainment. This means she will do more of this cute singing-and-dancing exhibitions, but with a big diff: she’ll be paid with trucks [...]