The Results of Ellen Adarna’s 12-day Self-abuse
This is a shot of Ellen Adarna‘s thighs, which she says is the result of partying for 12 days straight. As we’re somewhat ignorant about the weird things that happen with women’s bodies (like that blood coming out of the vadge–what is UP with that?), so we’re kind of “mystified” how non-stop partying could manifest as dark bruises on a girl’s thighs. Because we partied for two weeks straight once, and all we had was explosive diarrhea.
Meanwhile, Ellen is having an autograph signing for his gravure photobook, ‘A Weekend with Ellen‘ (we’re betting the sequel will be called ’12 Wild Days with Ellen’) on January 19 (Trinoma) and January 26 (Glorietta), so mark these dates on your calendar and take appropriate action.
In any case, see what months of boxing has done to Ellen’s body.
