FAD 3.0

Hello, kids! This here is a vagina: your assignment for today is go hump one and report your findings tomorrow.

Meanwhile, you can check out more.

If your “heart” is also your “dick,” that is.

Former Mocha Girls member and Playboy cover girl (August 2009), Grace Oracion continues trying to carve a career out of modeling. While we still have to hear anything big happening with her, we’d just like to commend her for having that highly tasteful, totally-not-tacky tat on her left tit. Who’s betting there’s another “more titillating” tattoo in a strategic pubic location?

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Meet the new year’s poster girl for happiness-filled fucking.

Thanks, “Jakester!”

If there’s anything these snaps from FHM Thailand (featuring Aum Lukkana–we have no idea who she is!) teach us, it’s that people in that country fap to photoshop-smoothened armpits or nothing…just like here!

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Montana Fishburne, Laurence Fishburne‘s daughter (that guy known as the overzealous true believer “Morpheus” in the Matrix films), has givem her daddy the fuck all and entered the rainbow industry of porn. While we would have preferred other ladies from the Matrix to have done the same, Morpheus’s squirt will do for the meantime.

Watch it here.

We’re not sure where to start, but people were calling this a “scandal”–but given that Kim Si Hyang is not exactly Song Hye Kyo, then maybe you can just focus more on the sex video part because it looks good on its own, scandal or not.

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Some random girl/model named “Antonette Sirug” made this highly educational and inspiring workout video–make sure your little girls are watching so they’d know how to do it when they grow up!

Watch it here.