How to Download FAD’s Files
We get a lot of complaints about the “sucky” file hosts FAD’s contributors have been using. There’s a conflict of interest, obviously: on one hand, majority of those who contribute to FAD are motivated by the fistful of dollars they get when they submit downloadables from certain file hosts. On the other hand, lurkers or people who are already contented with downloading the shit that interests them are not only characteristically impatient (“What the fuck, I’m being made to wait 44 fucking seconds! That’s unfair!!!”), they are also somehow dyslexic and unable to find the download link in, say, a Filefactory page. While there are also those who submit shit from Mediafire and any other hassle-free links, they’re basically rare.
So here’s a win-win solution we think should make everybody happy: use something like Jdownloader–download the software here, it’s FREE. The only requirement is you have to be able to read the goddamn instructions.
That should make your lives a little better now. Anyone who complains again, let me give you what an archbishop once told me: look at your penis, check if it’s long enough to reach your own asshole. If it is, start fucking yourself in the ass. Mmmkay?
[Update: to answer some of your "maximum number of downloads reached" or "download limit exceeded" concerns, yes, Jdownloader does not allow you to circumvent that, BUT it auto-reconnects, so just leave the downloadable in the queue and eventually the file will be fully downloaded--you don't have to keep on visiting the file's download page. Anyone else out there who can appreciate the convenience, raise his non-fapping hand.]
Anonymous
October 4th, 2011 at 3:16 am #
Hey Mike. I'm using IDM. Is Jdownloader better?
Mike Chanco
October 4th, 2011 at 3:19 am #
if you've been using IDM and it has been working, there's no reason to switch to Jdownloader.
Anonymous
October 4th, 2011 at 3:27 am #
Thanks for the info Mike. BTW, yes it's long enough. At least that's what the archbishop told me.
Anonymous
October 4th, 2011 at 4:08 am #
How about torrents? Someone could create a torrent file and initially host the file on their own machine, then slowly the entire community starts to contribute to up/down bandwidth? Very community-ish…21st century bayanihan, all for the love of boobies!
Anonymous
October 4th, 2011 at 4:33 am #
magtatanong lang ako mga ser, eto bang jdownloader na to eh program pra ma bypass ung mga download limit ng mga hotfile shits? – tanong lang mga ser
marky
October 4th, 2011 at 4:50 am #
So far this is what I use..
http://www.rapid8.com, a bit busy with ads, It is recommended you install adblocker to your browser.
you can also search for leechers to bypass all the hastle from downloading files..
Nice one Fad..
Anonymous
October 4th, 2011 at 4:56 am #
hindi naman dahil sa pinapaantay ng ilang seconds bago madownload. problema is pinapaantay tapos download limit exceeded lang pala. sino ba naman di mabwibwisit dyan.
pero salamats mike!
chupacabra
October 4th, 2011 at 5:01 am #
torrents would'nt offer privacy, they log ip addresses… i think mike got busted that way by the nbi…
Anonymous
October 4th, 2011 at 5:14 am #
+1 ako kay anonymouse 12:56PM – Pagaantayin ka tapos sa huli waley “Download Limit exceeded”
DMX
October 4th, 2011 at 5:25 am #
Para ma bypass yung wait time after downloading, kung ginagamit nyo ay USB 3G Plug-In modems, simply disconnect using the software, wait a few seconds, then reconnect. With Smart Buddy & Globe, you'll be assigned a new IP address and you can download again immediately. I know this for a fact due to my having done this on a regular basis. For WiFi/LAN connections, I'm not sure since I connect using the method above. And if you have a static IP Address, you're more or less screwed.
As for torrents, ugh. Forget them, this is much faster, reliable, and less dependent on other people as long as the Filehoster (MF/FSC/MS/MU/WU/etc) doesn't pull the media file.
brandon
October 4th, 2011 at 7:48 am #
mediafire parin ang the best sa lahat kaso walang kita dito di tulad ng ibang file hosting sites, kaya ok lang ang rapidshare,filesonic,wupload,fileserve etc. basta mag share lang kayo ng magagandang pictures at videos ng mga hot na babae
Anonymous
October 4th, 2011 at 8:44 am #
eto try nyo mga gubilam,
NEEMBUU
http://sourceforge.net/projects/neembuuuploader/
Maguupload sa napakadaming filehosting websites. siguro naman at least isa dun uubra na madownload.
Anonymous
October 4th, 2011 at 10:58 am #
Plant a bomb on your body, go to a crowded area (Like the Mac shop in “you know”, where a flattened plastic-ballsac called “iPad” is being swarmed all day) then blow yourself into smithereens while shouting “GOD IS THE GREATEST!”(Not necessarily in english.)
geffchang
October 4th, 2011 at 2:11 pm #
For those that don't like JDownloader, there's MiPony. MiPony's lighter.
Anonymous
October 4th, 2011 at 3:21 pm #
thanks geffchang.
useful trick sir dmx. salamat sir
Anonymous
October 4th, 2011 at 4:46 pm #
Hi Mike, I'm a mobile user, seems that some host sites doesnt work well. If you can provide hotfile or fileserve links, works much better for mobile browsers like me. I dont mind waiting for a couple of seconds in hosting sites.
Anonymous
October 5th, 2011 at 1:46 pm #
Perhaps whinos who can't wait 40 odd seconds are the ones pawing @ this site from their office? Or at a nunnery?
Anonymous
October 5th, 2011 at 4:48 pm #
i've been trying to look for the instructions for JDownloader, I can't find it.
Would anyone like to share how it works, I don't know much about this kind of stuff and how it works.
Thanks
Anonymous
October 5th, 2011 at 4:54 pm #
Anonymous said…
hindi naman dahil sa pinapaantay ng ilang seconds bago madownload. problema is pinapaantay tapos download limit exceeded lang pala. sino ba naman di mabwibwisit dyan.
pero salamats mike!
October 4, 2011 12:56 PM
agree ako dito wala naman akong paki mag hintay ng ilang segundo bago mag download pero ang problema pagkatapos kang pag hintayin sasabihin error only 1 at a time eh hindi pa nga ako nag uumpisa.
Anonymous
October 8th, 2011 at 11:47 am #
Sir, Geffchang, how do you use Mipony?