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An “Academic Analysis” On Roxanne Cabanero’s Alleged Nudeness

Mar 22, 2011

First off, we’re not “insisting” that Binibining Pilipinas rejectee Roxanne Cabanero is indeed the nude person everyone’s talking about. But FADdict “X” took some time off from the usual daily chore of stroking the monkey to put some brain power to good use and “closely analyzed” the uncanny resemblance between Roxanne and that nude Manila Amateurs model.

Manila Amateurs model

Manila Amateurs model after taking a bath, err, I mean, Roxanne Cabanero.
Also: notice the “intriguing” similarity of that crooked front tooth.

“X” writes:

I had some free time, so I thought I’d practice my photoshopping skills with these.  Please do not, I have no interest whatsoever with regards to the real identity of the girl in question or how it affects Roxanne.  My interest is purely academic, mainly because of how some people can make ignorant statements, like comparing the breast size of one girl with the other (haven’t they heard of boob jobs?) or their complexions (derma and soaps come into play).

The resemblance between Roxanne and Raina are uncanny.  Too uncanny, in fact.  These two girls have similar facial shapes, similar eyes, noses, eyes and teeth.

These pictures are overlays, and the arrows indicate where the proportional similarities meet.

First, their faces.  I’ve made two comparisons.  I took note of the slight differences in shot angles and compensate for that by rotating one image to match and resizing it.  Other pictures of Roxanne doesn’t seem to match in the general aspect, but, what remains in question here is the similarities in proportions.  Most people who resemble each other can attribute it to how their eyes are placed on their faces, how each is oriented from the other, and their relative distance from the nose.

The most uncanny of similarities is not on the facial comparisons alone, but the relative proportions of the girls’ bodies.  Again, matching two separate pictures, compensating for shot angle differences, both girls have similar neck lengths, torso lengths, upper arm lengths, similarly shaped hips and even have similarly located (similar) bellybuttons.  Although Raina seems skinny and needs exfoliation and papaya, the explanation I can provide here is: this is an early pictorial, when she was (obviously) in her teens.

More WTF “comparisons” after the jump.

The nose, eyes, lips–if this isn’t Roxanne, it is uncanny to find somebody who looks almost exactly like her, hails from the same island. The next logical question would be: where the fucking heck is this amateur nude model right now?

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13 Responses so far | Have Your Say!

  1. Anonymous
    March 22nd, 2011 at 2:56 am #

    ampanget nyan para pagaksayahn ng panahon

  2. Anonymous
    March 22nd, 2011 at 4:28 am #

    baka kambal… or just a look-a-like

  3. CA-3
    March 22nd, 2011 at 5:04 am #

    It's her clone.

  4. Anonymous
    March 22nd, 2011 at 6:42 am #

    On my last anonymous comment, if you would look at the earlier post, I mentioned that theres a fanbrigade clearing her out of this. Well I guess my thoughts are true, X made a good point on his matter regarding the physical anatomy of this chick. On physical inspection I would say its her, but I'm no photo expert but I guess my anatomy in medicine aint wrong. So you fan brigade clearing her out of this prove me its not her, so i would learn oki hehe.

  5. Anonymous
    March 22nd, 2011 at 10:53 am #

    hahaha parang dun sa isang tele serye ng abs-cbn ngaun hahaha

  6. X
    March 22nd, 2011 at 10:59 am #

    The X, here. Like I mentioned in my, er, “academic analysis” of the two girls in question, there are facial differences, but a lot can happen in a few years. Even Roxanne's face does vary a bit from picture to picture, depending on light, shot angle and makeup. I just found it funny that those who claim it's not her, in her defense, would really just make silly statements like comparing skin, breast size, ethnicity and hygiene.

    There was also one who “compared” the hands, claiming one's was larger than the other's, but even that became questionable.

    I think the most damning of similarities are the hands and fingers. The bone structure and contours of the fingers match, even the shape of the nails. Also, see how both girls' middle fingers have the tendency to overlap their ring fingers.

    Again, I’m not trying to say that the two girls are one and the same. You be the judge. The thing is, much is to be said about beauty pageants anyway. With how beauty pageants are actually run, the politics involved in it, and the hypocrisy of people in distinguishing the decency of a woman in a skimpy bathing suit, who is really calling the kettle black?

  7. X
    March 22nd, 2011 at 11:00 am #

    Like I mentioned in my, er, “academic analysis” of the two girls in question, there are facial differences, but a lot can happen in a few years. Even Roxanne's face does vary a bit from picture to picture, depending on light, shot angle and makeup. I just found it funny that those who claim it's not her, in her defense, would really just make silly statements like comparing skin, breast size, ethnicity and hygiene.

    There was also one who “compared” the hands, claiming one's was larger than the other's, but even that became questionable.

    I think the most damning of similarities are the hands and fingers. The bone structure and contours of the fingers match, even the shape of the nails. Also, see how both girls' middle fingers have the tendency to overlap their ring fingers.

    Again, I’m not trying to say that the two girls are one and the same. You be the judge. The thing is, much is to be said about beauty pageants anyway. With how beauty pageants are actually run, the politics involved in it, and the hypocrisy of people in distinguishing the decency of a woman in a skimpy bathing suit, who is really calling the kettle black?

  8. Anonymous
    March 23rd, 2011 at 3:09 pm #

    Even if it is her, ang panget pa rin! Not worth fussing over…

  9. Anonymous
    March 24th, 2011 at 2:27 am #

    with all the similarities its her teeth that caught my attention and her nose are just too hard not to notice.. i have seen all her nudes and compared them too.

  10. Anonymous
    March 24th, 2011 at 9:49 am #

    i am convinced all because of the fronth tooth. you cant fake that. yan nga ginagamit sa forensics. she denies it naturally kasi its her dream. but please lang, wag naman sana mabahiran ng kabastusan ang bb pilipinas. uncanny resemblance pwede pero pati ipin? ewan lang ha. siguro naman hindi tatanga tanga nbi para mamiss nila mga ganitong details. she doesnt deserve it, fake boobs, maduming balat, and all. plus hindi naman malayo gawin ito ng nagddrugs di ba? inamin pa nya yan sa twit nya.

  11. Froggy Razzi
    March 24th, 2011 at 9:53 am #

    Check! I like this. Will quote you Ms/ Mr Writer in my post about this. ;)
    http://froggyrazzi.blogspot.com/2011/03/wannabe-beauty-queen-wannabe-in-showbiz.html

  12. X
    March 25th, 2011 at 12:32 pm #

    More X-Men Uncanniness…

    http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b209/ibanag/face03a.jpg

    http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b209/ibanag/face03b.jpg

    http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b209/ibanag/face03c.jpg

    I'm still not saying it's her (owing that though these photos are damning by themselves, I'm not in any position to make any definitive conclusion)), but he noses match right up to the shape of the nostrils. (see transparency transition)

    Her being “pangit” to some, is not quite the issue. I've checked how she “tweets” at Froggy's blog, and her grammar leaves something to be desired, not that it's a requirement for most wankers. I tend to prefer articulate women.

    Also, if I hadn't said it enough, hypocrisy.

  13. Anonymous
    July 5th, 2011 at 1:59 pm #

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