Lou Sison’s Lessons On The Supreme Importance Of A Clean Vagina
If there’s anything we’ve learned from the pH Care series of advertisements, it’s that the vagina is very, very important. Nay, it’s actually more important than love! You have a less-than-squeaky-clean vagina, it can fuck up your relationship with The One, and even give you the heebie-jeebies when meeting future in-laws. I kid you not!
One of the said ads below, from the youtubes [if the video below doesn't appear, just visit it].
I have a picture in my mind of the group of copywriters/concept creators responsible for pH Care’s advertisements huddled in a room, arguing over the pros and cons of owning a vagina, and the importance of maintaining it in tip-top condition.
Smelly vagina’s disadvantages: swarm of flies, The Plague, earning the reputation of owning The Smelly Vagina of Instantaneous Death.
Clean vagina: may easily find the love of your life, not feel insecure when his ex-girlfriend is around (because obviously her vagina is less cleaner than yours, so you go, girlfriend!), have the unshakable confidence to meet your future mother-in-law, butterflies following you, like, everywhere.
Conclusion: use pH Care, forever!
And for those who don’t know, the gorgeous clean vagina-obsessed lady in the ads is Lou Sison, whose “other set of lips” look so kissable, too, after the cut.