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GMA-7 Gives Louise Delos Reyes A Strange Kind Of “Boner”

Jan 31, 2011

I tried giving GMA-7′s new soap shit-n-stuff Alakdana a “chance” to be appreciated, looking at these promotional pictures of its star Louise de los Reyes, but my all irreparably pervy eyes could see is a gigantic brown dick jutting out of some pretty girl’s ass. It’s so wrong on many accounts. For one, dick should be coming into, and not coming out of. We can just imagine a WTF turning point in the Alakdana plot: somebody falls in love with Louise, but BAM! Girl unfurls his ass-dick, and surprise! Girl’s dick is bigger than yours, and pointed at the tip, too! Try beating that!

Imaginary penises and What Should Have Been aside, Louise de los Reyes is a fresh new face whose sexy bikini pics we’d be happy to see in the future, just in case this new turn in her career comes crashing down into a big steaming pile of shit, and she suddenly finds herself facing the options the likes of Jackie Rice, Raven Villanueva, Aiza Marquez, and others faced–to our benefit.

Because that cleavage is very very promising!

Thanks to “Ass Buster” for bringing this to our attention. If you have similar observations in the local showbiz industry, hit us an email!

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15 Responses so far | Have Your Say!

  1. Anonymous
    January 31st, 2011 at 9:37 am #

    hehe post nyo na link ng “shower scene” nya dun sa pilot episode!

  2. Anonymous
    January 31st, 2011 at 1:24 pm #

  3. Anonymous
    January 31st, 2011 at 1:33 pm #

    may scene siya na naliligo. bilog na bilog ang b00bs kahit naka kamison pa. baka may link kau diyan. hehe!

  4. Anonymous
    January 31st, 2011 at 7:04 pm #

  5. Anonymous
    February 1st, 2011 at 1:12 am #

  6. Anonymous
    February 1st, 2011 at 1:18 am #

    rhian ramos with an actual body. not a bad combination at all.

  7. Anonymous
    February 1st, 2011 at 6:20 am #

    ok ung link,, kaso jailbait pa toh eh,, antay lng tayo,, ganda ng rack nya ,, hahahaha

  8. Anonymous
    February 1st, 2011 at 7:32 am #

    sana may mas malinaw na video to, hehehe

  9. Anonymous
    February 1st, 2011 at 10:02 am #

    HMMM, may bagong Angel Locsin na ang GMA pag nagtuloy-tuloy ang batang ito. Pinay ang dating, pamatay ang appeal.

  10. Anonymous
    February 1st, 2011 at 10:49 am #

    si Juicy Girl very juicy indeed!

  11. Adrian
    February 1st, 2011 at 12:09 pm #

    sarap naman!

  12. Anonymous
    February 1st, 2011 at 6:25 pm #

    pause at 2:32 :D

  13. Anonymous
    February 1st, 2011 at 6:31 pm #

  14. Anonymous
    February 2nd, 2011 at 1:50 pm #

    sarap tlga! hehe!

  15. Anonymous
    February 4th, 2011 at 7:12 am #