FHM continues its “hallowed tradition” of using cute all-encompassing metaphors (“fire” for Maggie Wilson and “gold” for Paloma Esmeria), and this time, it’s using the “newly hatched chick” thing with Valeria “Bangs” Garcia (Maxim pics here), obviously a product of very serious brainstorming that most probably concluded with “Hey, here’s another genius idea: a newly hatched hot chick, get it, *chick*! Bam! Genius! Pass me the Coke, please!” Maybe they’d do tampon mountain and actual oysters next time, who knows? One can hope! Meanwhile, here’s a question: are the inside pics actually hot?
You’ll find out here, next week.
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May 4th, 2009 at 7:44 pm
insanely hot