Kat Alano is featured in this month’s issue of Uno (a magazine “editor-in-chiefed” by one of the most annoyingly pretentious verbose writers I’ve seen on this side of town), and the magazine’s text notwithstanding, we actually “learn” a lot of helpful information. For instance, she loves walking around nekkid and has a pole installed in her room! Girls, take the hint!
Enjoy, folks!
November 24th, 2008 at 7:59 am
IMO, Kat Alano’s best picture ever was that huge billboard of her wearing lingerie for “Natasha Shape” near the Abad Santos LRT station couple of years back. Kaso wala na.
I’ve always resented UNO’s “elitist” attitude, which is also shared by its readers. In the early days, they kept on referring to FHM girls as “B-movie heroines” (and then they eat their words by featuring an obviously “FHM” girl like Iwa Moto), and kept on deriding FHM for showing “nipples”. They should read FHM UK where Keeley Hazell’s mammoth mammaries are in full display, with no smudging of nipples.
Parang attitude ng mga UNO editors and writers, yung mga UNO girls puro mestiza, buena familia, etc. What crap.
But I thank UNO for featuring Bianca Araneta, Nicole Hernandez, etc. There’s nothing like watching a “buena familia” girl splashing her nakedness on a men’s mag.
November 24th, 2008 at 1:14 pm
at least they can make hard to convince girls to undress for their mag…
mcdomcdos last blog post..Nozomi Sasaki Orange Bikini
November 24th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
Has anyone really undressed ala FHM or Maxim for UNO? Kat Alano’s article is juicy but it could’ve been better if UNO backed it up with visuals. The pics don’t really do anything for me. I’ve more stimulating Kat Alano pictures.
November 24th, 2008 at 10:49 pm
Sinasadya nang UNO yan para manginis nang jologs. Saka nde lang naman sila ang mapagpanggap na manunulat nang inggles na kilala natin e (hint hint). Salamat parin sa pics pero ganun e.
Dudes B-movie naman talaga ang marami sa FHM e. Di naman siguro yung cover girls pero marami dun sa iba. Jos koh e pati ba naman yung mga 2nd rate na chicks na nagsasayaw sa mga club ay i-feature ba naman. Economics e. Kelangan nila nang tatlong spread a month, may latak talagang makakalusot. Ganun e.
Sa pagtatapos ay sasabihin ko lang na mega hot si Kat Alano at salamat sa UNO nabitin ako. Ganun e.
November 24th, 2008 at 11:27 pm
annoyingly pretentious , verbose? youre waaaay more annoyingly pretentious, faggot.
November 24th, 2008 at 11:45 pm
Tell me about it. There are some writer-types who just piss me off too. You know the type; the ones that think they’ coming off as clever but actually just sound contrived, “pilit” in their overuse of hyperbole (aka O-A hype boy) and slang.
I mean come on UNO! Shut the f* up and post the pictures already! And stop asking your readers for money UNO! Its sad and kinda pathetic.
UNO sucks.
(Teka, UNO nga ba yun ganun?)
November 25th, 2008 at 2:41 am
johnbee is full of crap. he prances around like he’s the coolest guy to walk the earth and speaks with annoying flair, expecting everyone to be at awe with his words. you’re dead on about his pretentious verbosity. there’s too much beating around the bush and using terms and phrases for “cool” effect but the whole thing is rather pointless. worked with them for a while and i hated it when they’d edit my work by adding some unnecessary punchline-ruining shit.
November 26th, 2008 at 4:16 am
wala talagang silbi din, di ka din titigasan
November 27th, 2008 at 12:42 am
bottom line is, FHM, Maxim, and Uno are all skin mags in disguise.
Thanks god for them!
December 11th, 2008 at 12:28 pm
Well bottom line is whoever shows the most skin will sell the most magazines. People want skin, they don’t care about social status. I mean, I’d rather buy an issue featuring a club dancer wearing a g-string than one with a socialite wearing a sweat shirt.
January 28th, 2009 at 12:41 pm
Johnbee loves veiny sausages! Oh yeah, and he can’t write for shit. You hear that Johnbee?! That’s why they kicked you outta Uno. ‘Coz you’re a fuckin’ poser and an idiot! HAHAHAHA! Stop pretending to be an editor in chief!
March 4th, 2009 at 11:05 am
i saw Johnnybee’s Facebook account. http://www.facebook.com/people/Johnbee-Sales/740101685
Hahaha! he still feels like a fuckin’ rockstar! Evel Knievel wants his jacket back you poser. Hahahahahahahaha!
Bless your soul you little dweeb.
April 20th, 2009 at 12:28 pm
Hmm, no I don’t think you’re Butch. Maybe one of the resentful people that Johnbee fired? Jai Lanting perhaps?
June 22nd, 2009 at 6:53 pm
hahaha, kat is wearing “granny panties” in this photo.
http://fleshasiadaily.com/2008/11/24/complete-pics-kat-alano-is-a-thong-loving-pole-dancing-cheese-eating-girl-uno-november-2008/kat-alano-uno-nov-2008-spread-1/