If you’re like me who sometimes stare at the ceiling and wonder, “So when’s Roxanne Barcelo take off them clothes?” you’re in for some depressing news: Roxanne says in an interview that she doesn’t mind being a stubborn hold-out and would just continue living her life the way she wants it. And by that she means she’s doing this new kiddie show starring a couple of puppets called Batang Bibbo! {English translation: “precocious kid who wants to get laid ASAP”], so there’s no bikini pics we can expect in any foreseeable future.
Damn. I read this after all the live chickens I’ve sacrificed. Totally not cool.





