As mentioned right before I turned in this past weekend, Valerie “Bangs” Garcia is featured in this month’s issue of Maxim Philippines. And like that Regine Angeles breath-taker, Maxim also “bangs” home the goods in this one, and beautifully at that.
Okay, that would be the last time I’m mentioning the word “bangs” ever. If you catch me doing a bangs-related joke in the future, I will donate my testicles to the crocodile farm.
Fun things we learn from the question-and-answer text:
- Valerie’s puppies are all-natural — and delightfully huge — thank you very much!
- She wants ‘em babies coming out of her vagina by the time she’s 26. She’s 21 now, so that gives us time to formulate our Five Year Plan.
- She’s very ticklish. Which means she gets turned on when somebody tickles her neck or back or [insert inappropriate joke here].
Well, if you’re thinking about snatching up a copy of Maxim, know that it also includes the usual poster.
Enjoy, folks!
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November 3rd, 2008 at 12:28 pm
She’s HOT!!! My testicles are tingling! = )
November 3rd, 2008 at 10:04 pm
This girl is very hot. I really like her…
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November 28th, 2008 at 12:29 pm
kaw ba tlaga yan! ms. valerie ”bangs” kla ko npaka HINHIN.mo??? di pla…conser-conserbatiban ka lang pla!!!
February 3rd, 2009 at 12:03 am
HOTTTTTTTTTTTTT!