Dammit, people, I know that certain delicious body parts of FHM model Paloma Esmeria have been made possible by the cosmetic surgery skillz-jutsu of some doctor, but seeing her having some girly fun in that bikini just gives me the angry boner.
Thanks, “D’Bandit.”
Paloma’s face [above] looks so perfect you know in your dirty gut it couldn’t have been given by baby Jesus.
But still.






























September 29th, 2008 at 10:49 pm
You’re right. She looks so damn perfect, the doctor who turned her into such a fine physical specimen should be given the Nobel Prize for his/her awesome Photoshop-like skills to turn a piece of turd into fine diamond…not like I know how she looked like before.
September 30th, 2008 at 9:50 am
her chinita friend is XY, another FHM babe. check out May FHM 08.
September 30th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
she looks too made up it’s almost creepy.
October 22nd, 2008 at 2:46 pm
anne hathaway look a like
December 5th, 2008 at 6:47 am
I don’t wanna meet her because I might have a fucking heart attack or seizure or aneurysm if I do.
She looks just too perfect.