I’m not sure where this tootally true list came from, but “Spanx” emailed it to me with these accompanying very inspiring blowjob pictures, so I thought, screw it, I’m posting this!
Pure comic gold.
1. Women wear high heels to bed.
2. Men are never impotent. No matter their age.
3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not
scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with
sperm..
6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly middle-aged men.
7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blow job.
8. Women always orgasm when men do.
9. A blow job will always get a woman off a speeding ticket.
10. All women are noisy fucks.
11. People in the 70’s couldn’t fuck unless there was a wild guitar
solo in the background.
12. Those tits are real.
13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his
half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman’s butt.
14. Men always groan `OH YEAH’ when they cum.
15. If there is two of them they `high five’ each other. (and the
girl isn’t disgusted!)
16. Double penetration makes women smile.
17. Asian men don’t exist.
18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the
bushes the boyfriend won’t bash seven shades of shit out of you if
you shove your cock in his girlfriend’s mouth.
19. There’s a plot.
20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman
by giving her a gentle slap on the ass.
21. Nurses suck patients cocks.
22. Men always pull out.
23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend,
she’ll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking both of you.
24. Women never have headaches.
25. When a woman is sucking a man’s cock, it’s important for him to
remind her to ’suck it’
26. Assholes are clean.
27. A man ejaculating on a woman’s butt is a satisfying result for
all parties concerned.
28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man’s
pants and find a cock there.
29. Men don’t have to beg.
30. When standing during a blow job, a man will always place one hand
firmly on the back of the kneeling woman’s head and the other proudly
on his hip..
31. Pigtails = handlebars
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September 10th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
LoL this is a china couple. Look the tv , its on CCTV
June 18th, 2009 at 2:33 am
the list is stupid.. is that how you learn?