Today’s “Bestiality” Pictures Are Brought To You By Mr Douchenozzle McTwatten
Filed under: 1 Philippines Babes, Bestiality
“Subayloco” provides today’s Bestiality fodder: one heartbreakingly charming pussy magnet I’d just call [for convenience's sake] Mr Douchenozzle McTwatten.
Because, as you see, Mr Douchenozzle McTwatten hits it so smoothly with this cute chick, and I’m sure, with every single chick on his path. He’s so awesome, faginas just drop on his lap like Mardi Gras confetti!
Does anybody have an info if the dude is in any way related to this other pussy magnet?
Whoa! Above pic seems just the beginning of a round of some sweaty backseat make-out session!
Not only that, Mr Douchenozzle McTwatten seems to be a dedicated celeb-hound, too — he was also in that Katrina Halili FHM signing last February [above], among other events.
After the cut, more proof you’ve been praying to the wrong god or eating the wrong breakfast cereal. Douchenozzle McTwatten has it all!
September 1st, 2008 at 4:23 am
The name says it all… It leaves me completely speechless.
September 1st, 2008 at 5:33 am
Severe acne, facial scarring, and Boybits Victoria resemblance seem to be the common denominator between the bestiality puss magnets. Their mojos could be coming from that.
That’s it, I’m throwing away all my acne medications.
September 1st, 2008 at 5:38 am
i think we can all blame andrew e for the song “humanap ka ng panget”. these girls had taken that song quite literally.
September 1st, 2008 at 5:39 am
am i the only one who thinks we should all be happy for the guy?
September 1st, 2008 at 5:53 am
Lol Fuck is blind. There is no ugly or a beauty for an aching pussy.
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September 1st, 2008 at 7:49 am
what amazes me is that you guys find this girl hot.
low standards anyone?
September 1st, 2008 at 7:52 am
Ay naku kasi ano
ang hihilig kasi sa magagandang lalaki
ang hilig sa magagandang babae
o anong napal n’yo e ‘di wala
kaya kung ako sa inyo
makinig na lang kayo sa sasabihin ko
humanahap ka ng pangit at ibigin mong tunay
‘yan ang dapat mong gawin
kaya makinig ka sa akin
ang it goes a little something like this
Kung gusto mong lumigaya ang iyong buhay
humanap ka ng pangit at ibigin mong tunay
isang pangit na talagang ‘di mo matanggap
at h’wag ang lalaki na iyong pangarap
Ngunit handang-handang iwanan ka naman sa sandali
na ikaw ay walaa nang ibigay, ‘di ba ?
kaya pangit na lalaki ang hanapin mo ‘day
kung hindi sige ka puso mo’y mabibiyak
mawalay man ang pangit hindi ka iiyak
[chorus]
Humanap ka ng pangit
(h’wag na oy!)
humanap ka ng pangit
(h’wag na oy!)
humanap ka ng pangit
(h’wag na oy!)
ibigin mong tunay
(h’wag na oy!)
(h’wag na oy!)
Isang pangit na babae na mayroong pagtingin
mangaliwa ka man ah sige lang
andiyan pa rin
pagka’t ikaw talaga ang kanyang pag-aari
pag-isipan kang iwanan hindi na maaari
at kung malingat ka man h’wag mag-alala
sigurado ka naman walang makikipag-kilala
kung kasaama mo siya ‘di bale na katakutan okey lang
kung ikaw naman ay paglilingkuran
[coda]
Kaya’t para lumigaya ang iyong buhay
humanap ka ng pangit at ibigin mong tunay
at kung hindi sige ka puso mo’y mabibiyak
mahiwalay man ang pangit hindi ka iiyak ‘di ba ?
Sasabihin ko sa inyo kung ano ang nangyari
na may na-date akong isang pangit na babae
manliligaw daw niya ay talagang ang dami
nguni’t ng siya’y nakita mukha siyang lalaki
at sa akin ay matatawa ka talaga
pagka’t kahawig na kahawig niya si Zorayda
maniwala at ako’y napaibig niya
lahat ng aking hilingin ‘di tumatanggi
palagi siyang nakahalik sa aking pisngi
Ako’y “shock” hah!
araw-araw na t’wing kasama ko siya gusto kong sumigaw
gusto kong iwanan siya
nguni’t ako’y nag-isip
ito ba’y totoo o isang panaginip
‘di siya maganda nguni’t ako ang kanyang hari
‘yan bang dahilan kaya’t kasama mo palagi
Sabihin man nila na ako’y mangmang
para sa akin kagandahan ay hanggang balat lamang
at sa inyo mayroon akong ibubulong
second anniversary na namin ito t’song
[coda]
Kaya’t para lumigaya ang iyong buhay
humanap ka ng pangit at ibigin mong tunay
at kung hindi sige ka puso mo’y mabibiyak
mahiwalay man ang pangit hindi ka iiyak ‘di ba ?
[chorus 2]
Humanap ka ng pangit
(Sige na nga)
Humanap ka ng pangit
(Sige na nga)
Humanap ka ng pangit
(Sige na nga)
Ibigin mong tunay
Ibigin mong tunay
So you better watch out better not cry
you better not pout, I’m telling you why
humanap ka ng pangit at ibigin mong tunay
‘coz the girls and the guys did tell you alright
you better find out who’s naughty or nice
humanap ka ng pangit at ibigin mong tunay
Break it down…
September 1st, 2008 at 9:02 am
damnit!
Jon Cabrons last blog post..plurk
September 1st, 2008 at 9:02 am
damnit!
September 1st, 2008 at 12:45 pm
Bagay lng sila d nmn maganda ung babae eh…
September 1st, 2008 at 2:19 pm
just only shows that this guy knows he has a face that only a mother would love and is insecure about it so he compensates and likes to show off to the whole world that he got some sort of trophy girl
ugly guy + pretty girl = hilarious
September 1st, 2008 at 2:43 pm
hmm…parang di masaya yung babae.malamang sa chat chat to nagkakilala
September 1st, 2008 at 3:53 pm
Man, life’s not fair!!! dammit!!!
September 1st, 2008 at 3:56 pm
Fuck! That’s the fucking devil™!
September 2nd, 2008 at 2:36 am
The girl’s not pretty at all. She even has acne in the same areas as Mr. McTwatten. They probably share pimple cream with each other.
September 2nd, 2008 at 3:29 am
Walanyamo! Nagkakaubusan na ba ng lalaki sa lugar nung babae… this is a disaster…
September 2nd, 2008 at 8:31 am
INGIT KAYO SA AKIN! GO TO HELL!
September 2nd, 2008 at 12:12 pm
He looks like Kobe Bryant’s bastard child.
September 2nd, 2008 at 9:52 pm
Holy shit! i guess it justifies andrew e’s humanap ka ng panget! hahaha it’s the end of the world the aliens are taking over us! fuck that face is so disgusting only a mother could love.
September 3rd, 2008 at 3:22 pm
Mr Douche-whatever, kung may naiingit sa iyo sa mga fotos mo with your girl (di pa ba nauuntog yan?), mga virgin pa iyon at nakatira pa at pinalalamon pa ng mga magulang nila. And kungdi polite na pandidiri ang nasa mukha ni katrina halili e she’s a fucking lousy actress. heheheheeeh.
September 29th, 2008 at 6:32 pm
Looks like some meteors crushed on his face
September 30th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
dude you probably mean crashed not crushed
October 2nd, 2008 at 5:41 pm
that’s life it not fair
October 10th, 2008 at 5:24 am
wow that’s fucking great bastard
December 20th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
guys wag na tayo mangloko ng mga girls. napupunta lang lahat sa mga pangets eh.. hahahaha, nagiging crying shoulders sila eh.. tas natutuluyan… sobrang dami nang samples kaya magising na taung lahat!!!! ya’ll down wid me???
December 27th, 2008 at 2:17 am
hahaha! ur right man! we should be careful.. tulad ko.. akala ko ok lang kasi pangit naman ung frend ng GF ko.. un pala eh iba na ang nangyayari… dinaan sa pera! WTF! hehehe… sample lang..
January 14th, 2009 at 12:46 am
Gagohan na to! wala na bang batas ang mundo…. tao para sa hayop na b ngayon?
January 23rd, 2009 at 6:33 pm
When I saw this bastard beside Katrina Halili, I knew DOOMSDAY is not far behind. Repent, my brethren!
April 5th, 2009 at 4:21 pm
TANGNA! ANG PANGIT MO, MAN!
April 10th, 2009 at 4:25 am
labas dila pa si DAVEY JONES beside Katrina ah, dapat nagkagat labe ka din after,bwahaha!