If you’re someone living in the Philippines, or a Filipino/Filipina kicking ass in some other part of the world, or just a person who hates the phrase “rhythm method,” you should SIGN UP here and be counted. This concerns the Reproductive Bill [in the Philippines], which has become sort of controversial because the Catholics and demagogues [the angry bulldog Kit Tatad, for instance] won’t hear of it, insisting that the only way to fuck is the God-sanctioned “rhythm method,” and that the encouragement to use contraceptives like condoms would also encourage rampant fucking.
The objection to the said bill, as every red-blooded dude knows, is not only laughable, but also downright cruel — we all know that when our little heads want to see some action, we must hump anything that moves — female human, she-goats, dead trees, armadillos! We can’t surely wait for God to give the go signal and say, “Thou shalt screw the hot chick, now.”
The Catholics [I'm not saying all, but probably just some of them] and every ostentatious “pro-lifer” objecting vehemently to the said bill are not only being corny, they’re being Corny Collins! [okay, that was from my sister's favorite movie, Hairspray]
So, I rarely do this public service thing, but let the sheer number of FADdists matter. Go sign up and be counted! The life you’re saving might be your next hooker!
From the forward:
We hope to gather ONE MILLION SIGNATURES to show our legislators that
there is a wide support base for the bill’s passage despite what the
opposition says. We will present the signatures both to the House of
Representatives (HOR) and Senate within September as we are waiting
for the schedule of plenary deliberations in the HOR and the release
of the Senate Committee on Health’s report.Please support the petition. It will not take more than 5 minutes of
your time. More than 10 women die daily due to pregnancy and
childbirth-related causes. The big bulk of those who die are poor
women at the prime of their lives. This is simply unacceptable and
must be stopped. Congress has the power to do this.Kindly forward this mail to all your friends.
{Photo: a nude and pregnant Sheree, whose reproductive health is one of the inspirations of the bill]
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August 26th, 2008 at 5:41 pm
Why say Fagina and not Vagina? Oh and if you haven’t seen the movie, Corny Collins was actually hip.
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August 26th, 2008 at 5:44 pm
Why use the word Fagina? Is using the letter “V” not allowed? The rhythm method isn’t foolproof. It’s like playing Reindeer Games with a different kind of loaded weapon.
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August 27th, 2008 at 2:29 am
hey jeangrey,
i usually say fagina because it’s more austin powers fun [care to recall Miss Alotta Fagina?]. but if you’ve had the good fortune to stumble on some old FAD post, you’ll find that i also use the word “VAGINA” with the enthusiasm of a hungry PENIS. so you dont have to worry with respect to that i-couldn’t-say-vagina-like-a-normal-person department.
and hey, jeangrey, corny collins was probably hip — but 1950s hip. just like the setting of the film. and everybody and his cousin know 1950s hip in 2008 is corny — just like Corny Collins! just like the objection to the RH bill! huzzah!