Golden Moments In Fucking Up A Beauty Pageant: The Grand Korean Edition

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Korea recently held its Miss Korea competition, and guess what? That ordinary-looking girl above, named Na Ri, emerged as the winner.

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Yeah, Na Ri replaces Ji-sun Lee and will represent Korea in next year’s Miss Universe. The bizarre thing is that Na Ri’s win was “unthinkable”: with a pear-shaped body, short legs, wide face, and big old-fashioned hair, the usual Korean critics say she actually represents everything Koreans want to avoid.

So whatever drug the judges were on when they chose her, I’m having it, too!

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Ji-sun Lee [above] passes on the crown to Na Ri.

After the cut, a depressing comparison with Honey Lee (2006), and with Ji-sun Lee (2007).

Miss Korea 2007 Jisun Lee

Ji-sun Lee [bikini and cameltoe killer combo above; 2007 winner] didn’t eventually win in July’s Miss Universe, but she definitely inspired boners everywhere she went and flashed her ass.

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Honey Lee [above], who was actually 3rd runner up in the Miss Universe 2007, stole people’s hearts with that killer smile and the willingness to risk her smooth skin to save the planet.

Alright, Na Ri probably has brains [she's a Yonsei University graduate, after all], but something tells me a “beauty pageant” is called a “beauty pageant” precisely because — surprise! — the whole shit is about physical beauty! Ooorah!

Hey, if you’re now hearing a sucking sound, that’s Korea’s chances at the Miss Universe going swiftly down the drain.

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5 Responses to “ Golden Moments In Fucking Up A Beauty Pageant: The Grand Korean Edition ”

  1. Same thing happened to the Philippines sometime ago right? i can’t recall what that bimbo’s name is, just dont understand these judges, by the way judges take me to your dealer… we are having what you bird brains are smoking too!

  2. Yeah she’s fugly by comparison, but I will still hit that, yes sir.

  3. maid! maid! maid! and maid! always a maid! in Philippine Tagalog, KATULONG!!!!!!!! ( Si sekyu,delivry boy or tricycle drayber ang Dudung dapat escort mo) hahahahahaah!

  4. time to call in the cosmetic surgeons..they have less than a year to clean her up.. XD

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