Riza Santos Is A Misfit For Mint

From “Herb D Perv”, here are snaps of Riza Santos peddling the teeny-bopper shit and stuff from a new fashion and apparel company called Mint.

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It was all fine, until I thought about checking out Mint’s website and saw this text:

This company is as dynamic as the teens that wear our energetic clothing line.

Hey, either Riza’s a hell of an oversized “teen”, or I’m missing something here. Mint’s targeting the tweeny bopper market, but they’re using Riza instead of, say, Jenica Garcia or somebody who isn’t actually taller than me. Wait, oh, I get it — coz Riza talks like a tween! Genius.

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Who wouldn’t love those legs, though. And remember those fun times she took her ginormous breasts to the beach?

More Riza Santos Mint pictures after the cut.

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