If Janina San Miguel Were A Man, She’d Be Some Dude With Huge Cojones
Filed under: 1 Philippines Babes, Binibining Pilipinas, Janina San Miguel
The most ridiculed woman on the planet right now hasn’t yet even seen 18 summers in her life. Janina San Miguel, newly crowned bet of the Philippines for the Miss World beauty pageant, has been earning a massive dose of flak because of The Infamous Answer (or should we say “non-answer”) whose video and exact transcript you’ll see after the jump.
Well, I’m no expert on discerning the viability of women in this or that pageant (although I can admit I’m an expert on discerning who would be a great fuck), but people “in the know” are saying the results were rigged. But no one knows, for sure. Maybe somebody from among the judges received a blow job or something. Nevertheless, despite Janina’s jaw-dropping inability to give an effective answer (either in Pilipino or English), maybe the only positive thing I could see in how she said her say was how she did it with girly balls — remember how she didn’t melt and just giggled her way out of that conundrum? That probably caused a slight boner or two. And that, probably, was what made her win….
Oh, bugger. Okay, I’m over-justifying it because the girl’s after all bubbly and pretty, and like butterflies, she needs no excuses. Now don’t you imagine how interesting this is? If that’s the kind of answer she could give to a very simple question, picture what she’d say at Miss World? She’ll bring home lots of LOLs. That might be a fun watch.
And that’s not yet mentioning the beauties wasted that night. Well, there’s always Pegasus.
As an aside, I just realized I somehow “uncannily predicted” the winners of the Binibining Pilipinas (Universe and International) in this earlier post: notice how I actually featured Patricia Fernandez and Jennifer Barrientos as the two featured pics before the jump? Cool, eh?
Janina San Miguel’s Winning Answer
Host Paolo Bediones: Janinina how are you
Janina San Miguel: Fine
Paolo: Alright. So you won two of the major awards-best in long gown, best in swimsuit. Do you feel any pressure right now?
Janina: No, I don’t “fill” any pressure right now. (with conviction!!!)
Paolo: Confident! Please pick the name of a judge.. We have Ms Vivienne Tan.
Vivienne Tan: Good evening.
Janina: Good evening.
Vivienne: The question is what role did your family play to you as candidate to Bb. Pilipinas?
Janina: Well… my family’s role for me is so important because… there was the… they’re… they was the one who’s…(laughter from the audience)…very hahaha oh im so sorry, um, my pamily…my family… oh my god..im…..
Paolo: (whispers) Puedeng mag tagalog (you may speak in Tagalog)
Janine: Okay! Im so sorry. I… I told you that I’m so confident.. Eto (here), ahm, wait… (giggles) Sorry guys, because this was really my “pirst” pageant ever because I’m only 17 years old… and (giggles) I…I did not expect that I came from… I came from one of the “tough” ten. Uh-hm, so…but I said “dot” my family is the most important persons in my life, thank you.
March 12th, 2008 at 9:15 pm
she should have spoken in straight filipino. it’s not illegal to use your native language in international competitions! that’s y there are interpreters hehe
March 14th, 2008 at 9:42 am
i’d bang her
October 2nd, 2008 at 5:23 am
nice one
October 2nd, 2008 at 7:51 am
she’s stupid but i will f**k her anytime of the week, hahahaha
October 2nd, 2008 at 6:00 pm
It’s OK at least she tried her best to speak out what her mind says. Maybe after that kenkoy event she’ll improve her self next time and if it’s really hard for her pwede naman sya mag taglish…