China’s high government — or at least those members whose testicles have been eaten by angry dogs — recently issued a memo banning Lust, Caution star Wei Tang’s media appearances throughout the country. Which means, for instance, her Ponds endorsement and commercial are to cease broadcast. The specific memo didn’t mention any reason for the ban, but of course we all know that folks over there never, ever engage in human-on-human sex, but instead reproduce asexually, so they cannot and will not tolerate anything that depicts amazing boobs, breathtaking sexual acrobatics, or seeing an innocent-looking woman in her prime with a much older man fucking her brains out — “offensive” elements that incidentally can all be found in Lust, Caution.
Not to worry, though. What are the pirates doing?
October 23rd, 2008 at 10:15 am
wtf?!! they ban life giving boobies instead of melamine contaminated milks
April 19th, 2009 at 5:14 pm
Well you wouldn’t wish China to end up as a degenerate whore hole like The Philippines, where all the girls seem like they are brown skinned, tattooed sluts with breast implants – would you ?