Only This Dork Can Have Pauleen Luna’s Sausage-box
December 2nd, 2007
Filed under: 1 Philippines Babes, Pauleen Luna
What’s happening with the fucking planet these days? How can Pauleen Luna, she with the awesome cleavage, choose this politician dude over, say, me? Looking at this picture makes me wanna go over these and cry inconsolably and begin stabbing my elbow with a blunt swiss knife. Pauleen, I have to tell you that guy has a very small dick. You’re not going to be happy, remember that.
Above: Pauleen with Jaymee Joaquin, one of those girls who can be “hot” only after putting a kilometer-thick makeup on her face.
Above, Pauleen again with one of Jimmy Henson’s puppets.Tags:
December 3rd, 2007 at 3:24 pm
That guy is sure hella FUGLY!
December 4th, 2007 at 1:13 pm
“How can Pauleen Luna, she with the awesome cleavage, choose this politician dude over, say, me?”
alrighty then, show me your picture and let me be the judge. Are you better looking than the mongoloid looking pol?
March 17th, 2008 at 5:52 pm
*dismayed*
March 24th, 2008 at 10:58 am
that guy is UGLY! dinaan lang sa pera si pauleen nyan. and i dont trust his face. btw, john marzan, are you related to mayor gatchalian? you seem to be so affected, dude.
July 16th, 2008 at 10:29 am
Hahahaha!! Nice one dude
August 6th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
Dunno why you guys are disappointed. Goes to show what kind of a girl she is - pag wala ka nang pera, iiwanan ka na.
August 24th, 2008 at 2:19 am
yes, wolf, john marzan IS a relative. and i do have small dick. i get to screw pauleen, though, unlike the rest of you losers who have to whack off to her.
August 24th, 2008 at 2:20 am
yes, wolf, john marzan IS a relative. and i do have small dick. i get to screw pauleen though, unlike the rest of you losers who have to whack off to her.
August 24th, 2008 at 5:34 am
@gatchalian
you may have screwed Pauleen, but did she mentioned who was her trainer? you, having said that yourself, made me think how Baby P felt between you licking her pussy and you fucking her. It might have been a dejavu to her.
August 26th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
@mayor gatchalian
dude, you dont call it “screwin” kapag ang etits mo ay parang bite-size lang na hotdog. you call it “tickling” or simply “touching”. betcha use the good old dildo on her just to make her happy. tsk.. tsk..
August 26th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
@ gatchalian
dude, you dont call it “screwin” kapag yang etits mo ay bite-size hotdog ang liit. it’s more of “tickling”, or simply “touching” her. betcha use the good old dildo just to make her happy. tsk.. tsk.. poor pauline..
BTW, you friggin look like William Hung.
August 28th, 2008 at 11:25 am
Sherwin T. Gatchalian- Your the first born Of a wealthy man William Gatchalian and Dee hua Gatchalian. You have 3 other brothers and you have a Niece, Navine. cover your head mr. mayor, your sins lay heavy upon you.
October 2nd, 2008 at 2:06 pm
kahit na… pangit pa dn…
October 31st, 2008 at 12:55 pm
well you know how artista’s are… this guy must have serious digits in his fucking bank account! (sabagay… pangit na nga e. pano pa kung wala pa syang pera diba?) well just wait for a pauleen luna scandal!