Lala (Djiwa) Is Now A Full-blown Addiction

Nov 9, 2007

Flesh Asia Daily reader “Candy” sent me a heartbreaking email that basically says, “there’s a cool female music artist called Lala and she’s Asian. if you don’t post anything about her, i’ll fuck you and all your naughty neighbors.”

Alright, I made up that second sentence. But thanks to “Candy,” who also kindly included these pics of Lala’s album launch at Eastwood City, Manila, Philippines (the album is Stars, the date was Oct. 5-ish), now I know there’s another hot Asian chick we all can ogle named Lala who’s so hot she doesn’t even bother having a fucking last name. She’s half-Filipina, half-Indonesian, and I don’t know why.

And just so we all get acquainted with this latest addition to Flesh Asia Daily‘s growing roster of femme fatales, below is a video of her album launch I’ve yanked from the youtubes, in which she sings the single “Waitin’.”

Above: Skinhead guy with glasses: “And so i was examining my butthole then, bam! A rat jumped out. Of my asshole!

Above: Lala: “Actually, I have that rat in here!”

Above: Guy: “Now because of this chick people won’t think I’m gay.”

Above: Specimen A, which is actually a 10-inch microphone, is so thick and big that people don’t believe anyone can swallow it. Thanks, Lala, for proving them wrong. Or at least, as I’ve imagined it.